Was only here for doggo. He’s a good boi and deserves the best

Get in the gene pool. Water’s fine

Here’s my doggo who’s kind, interesting and fun. One girlfriend please

Dark lord? Oh you mean Greg

$20 is $20
-Pelican spokesperson

Other pelicans do

@dr_richard_ew can fix that

He’s going in the deep fryer for this

@klymaxx @xvarnah we having a friend for dinner

Legally I have to say no but come visit and we can talk

Yes

Please don’t say something worse happened to you

Ba dum tss

Corpses aren’t second hand people, @purplepumpkin. We’ve talked about this

And bro

Crafty Bezos reduces your salary but pays you in daily increments instead of monthly so you’re too happy to notice

I’ve seen the outrage mob destroy lives before actually confirming the facts and even try to justify it to themselves after the truth comes out

Phone said you still can’t join

bruh