Once found a sprite hidden in the deep freezer and drank it. Nearly died of refreshing cold lemon lime

We zoomed all the way to omicron and now that pi variant is taking it’s sweet time to get here

The greatest trick scientists ever pulled is convincing us to call ourselves “homo” Sapiens

If I knew there’s butthole science at Ivy League schools I’d have worked harder to get in one
*pun intended*

That is unfortunate… for you
*pulls the plug*

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Once lions figure out ‘the wheel’ the rest of us are done

If you read the dictionary you’ve read every other book. Thank you for coming to my Ted talk

Ref appears and gives the doc a yellow card. One more and he loses his license

Just texting is fine thanks