Satire is necessary 28 comments
nelson
· 2 years ago
You’re not tired of oppressive female swimsuits with no crotch space?
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Can't a guy just make shi*t up without having to prove everything!? 6 comments
nelson
· 2 years ago
Todays top tip.
Get your disgruntled uncle to overthrow the government. As the new supreme leader he’ll get you in government easily.
* ʰᵉ ᵐᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵃˡˢᵒ ᵏᶦˡˡ ᵒʳ ᶦᵐᵖʳᶦˢᵒⁿ ʸᵒᵘ ᵇᵉᶜᵃᵘˢᵉ ᵖᵃʳᵃⁿᵒᶦᵃ
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Get your disgruntled uncle to overthrow the government. As the new supreme leader he’ll get you in government easily.
* ʰᵉ ᵐᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵃˡˢᵒ ᵏᶦˡˡ ᵒʳ ᶦᵐᵖʳᶦˢᵒⁿ ʸᵒᵘ ᵇᵉᶜᵃᵘˢᵉ ᵖᵃʳᵃⁿᵒᶦᵃ
Noods pls miss 1 comments
No context provided 7 comments
nelson
· 2 years ago
My brother was shot in the head and survived. You think you can stop me by doing the same…
*dies*
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*dies*
It's Because Mine Is the Best Thing Since Sliced Bread 17 comments
nelson
· 2 years ago
It was gifted to me and I hate refusing gifts and giving a gift away is impolite. I hate being impolite
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Froggo Fun #49/Froppy Friday - "Look at this cool frog I found." 2 comments
nelson
· 2 years ago
What they don’t want you to know is that the frogs at the park are completely free. You can ju…
*struggle noises*
…I misspoke friends. The frogs at the park are not to be disturbed. Good day fellow humans
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*struggle noises*
…I misspoke friends. The frogs at the park are not to be disturbed. Good day fellow humans
Mom's spaghetti 3 comments
nelson
· 2 years ago
National anthem wasn’t even playing. He could have been kneeling to secretly pick $100 bill he spotted earlier
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It's Because Mine Is the Best Thing Since Sliced Bread 17 comments
nelson
· 2 years ago
I’d be jealous because I hate bread and wish I had less of it. I also hate wasting food so I can’t throw it away
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SW Day 37 2 comments
nelson
· 2 years ago
To master any skill, first you need to master the fundamentals and that’s easy thanks to today’s sponsor, Brilliant, the first 100 members to join will get a 30 day free trial. Just go to brilliant.com and enter offer code “UNNATURAL”.
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Bear in Driveway 2 comments
Sign it 3 comments
Busy Bee Returns to His House 4 comments
Catch 'em All 10 comments
nelson
· 2 years ago
First time I played Pokémon I went all in on one Pokémon; Raticate. The ghost user in the elite four put a quick stop to my dream of being the next champion
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Fillosuffee 5 comments
