Antique Victorian perfume bottle shaped like a sword 6 comments
nelson
· 2 years ago
neat
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A Pale horse named buttercup 4 comments
Jonah Is, uh, a Cilivilized Person 8 comments
Hugs! 24 comments
Satire is necessary 28 comments
Hugs! 24 comments
nelson
· 2 years ago
The children were delicious. Direct your attention towards our gift shop with souvenirs made from their bones
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Edited 2 years ago
Who's a good boi? Not this one 8 comments
nelson
· 2 years ago
*vlad doggo watches from the sidelines. manipulating the discussion like a pro*
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Satire is necessary 28 comments
Can't a guy just make shi*t up without having to prove everything!? 6 comments
nelson
· 2 years ago
Todays top tip.
Get your disgruntled uncle to overthrow the government. As the new supreme leader he’ll get you in government easily.
* ʰᵉ ᵐᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵃˡˢᵒ ᵏᶦˡˡ ᵒʳ ᶦᵐᵖʳᶦˢᵒⁿ ʸᵒᵘ ᵇᵉᶜᵃᵘˢᵉ ᵖᵃʳᵃⁿᵒᶦᵃ
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Get your disgruntled uncle to overthrow the government. As the new supreme leader he’ll get you in government easily.
* ʰᵉ ᵐᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵃˡˢᵒ ᵏᶦˡˡ ᵒʳ ᶦᵐᵖʳᶦˢᵒⁿ ʸᵒᵘ ᵇᵉᶜᵃᵘˢᵉ ᵖᵃʳᵃⁿᵒᶦᵃ
Noods pls miss 1 comments
No context provided 7 comments
nelson
· 2 years ago
My brother was shot in the head and survived. You think you can stop me by doing the same…
*dies*
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*dies*
It's Because Mine Is the Best Thing Since Sliced Bread 17 comments
nelson
· 2 years ago
It was gifted to me and I hate refusing gifts and giving a gift away is impolite. I hate being impolite
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Edited 2 years ago
Froggo Fun #49/Froppy Friday - "Look at this cool frog I found." 2 comments
nelson
· 2 years ago
What they don’t want you to know is that the frogs at the park are completely free. You can ju…
*struggle noises*
…I misspoke friends. The frogs at the park are not to be disturbed. Good day fellow humans
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*struggle noises*
…I misspoke friends. The frogs at the park are not to be disturbed. Good day fellow humans
Mom's spaghetti 3 comments
nelson
· 2 years ago
National anthem wasn’t even playing. He could have been kneeling to secretly pick $100 bill he spotted earlier
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