oh no

No one can deny The Sun. His glory is pouring and the only thing we can do is struggle in his light

Those feelings come from The Sun; The force of life. Fertility. You can deny them no more than you can deny The Sun from rising.

Peer reviewed cuteness cannot be denied

Thanks.
*drinks*

Don’t deny the feelings you’re feeling

Are you saying that’s too much?

You get the family discount

Please. All your questions will be answered in the gift shop

The first step is recognizing the problem. Then we move from there

Then you must become the disgruntled uncle

The children were delicious. Direct your attention towards our gift shop with souvenirs made from their bones

*vlad doggo watches from the sidelines. manipulating the discussion like a pro*

You’re not tired of oppressive female swimsuits with no crotch space?

Todays top tip.
Get your disgruntled uncle to overthrow the government. As the new supreme leader he’ll get you in government easily.
* ʰᵉ ᵐᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵃˡˢᵒ ᵏᶦˡˡ ᵒʳ ᶦᵐᵖʳᶦˢᵒⁿ ʸᵒᵘ ᵇᵉᶜᵃᵘˢᵉ ᵖᵃʳᵃⁿᵒᶦᵃ

*Embraces your new identity*

Octopus monsters have beaks not jaws

Can confirm

You better. Things are getting pretty dark over here…