I ask “what are you watching” because I can’t see the tv clearly from the bushes outside and good binoculars are expensive

hehe

I don’t think you’re talking about submarines

*takes notes*

Everyone a chonker when you smol

Made it up. My English literature degree is sometimes useful

Can’t agree more. He’s practically begging you to cook him

I am honored

We’ll I’m just shy and scared of this place, just a fish out of water from another plane.
You can see that the trip has left me tired and drained,
so why don’t you be a pal,
and bring me some brains ;-)

*zombie groan*
translation -> thanks

Greencard go brrrrrrr