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Green Widow 3 comments

nelson · 2 years ago

Nah son. It was when Thanos said “It’s Mcglovin time!” and gloved 1/2 the universe

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Show me where on the doll the tweet hurt you 7 comments

nelson · 2 years ago

This guy never annoyed Mike Tyson on a flight

m*sturbation award? 1 comments

nelson · 2 years ago

Impressive strokes

Well? 3 comments

nelson · 2 years ago

Exactly. Who could say no to the lord of the south

Bomb goes KA-BUUUL 3 comments

nelson · 2 years ago

Superman: Man of Tomorrow

It's the hypocrisy for me 4 comments

nelson · 2 years ago

Y’all don’t kiss your homies goodnight?

Pictures that go hard 6 comments

nelson · 2 years ago

Welcome back, Agent throws_pies_in_Bill_Gates_face. We need you to come out of retirement for one last job

Sleepy doge 1 comments

nelson · 2 years ago

Z
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Pictures that go hard 6 comments

nelson · 2 years ago

Call this number for a great time:
7

Consent 5 comments

nelson · 2 years ago

What constitutes consent? Because you telling me to do it, and then me willingly doing it, could be argued to be consent for whatever you’d do to my hands and legs

1 · Edited 2 years ago

What now? 2 comments

nelson · 2 years ago

The james web team must be fuming

Should I be worried 6 comments

nelson · 2 years ago

>You know, to him you’re the alien
>>Shut up! I’m on my home planet so that thing is the only alien here

Guys watching their drunk friend going home with a cougar 4 comments

nelson · 2 years ago

Let him go!
T_T

Guys watching their drunk friend going home with a cougar 4 comments

nelson · 2 years ago

@catfluff pls

It's how Aussies cling to the underside of the flat earth 1 comments

nelson · 2 years ago

ɯɹıɟuoɔ uɐƆ

Now there's an idea 4 comments

nelson · 2 years ago

To be fair balls also have blood in them

They see me Rollin .. 3 comments

nelson · 2 years ago

You know what, you’re right. I do deserve a Ferrari. My empty bank account is only holding me back, and guns are way easy to find

Tomato 7 comments

nelson · 2 years ago

I’m a copyright lawyer. Hire me please

Internet chad does it again: what did expect from a billionaire troll? 3 comments

nelson · 2 years ago

Elon Musk is very good at getting our attention

Jeff Bezos riding Space Mountain alone 4 comments

nelson · 2 years ago

That’s why he bought every single seat

Jeff Bezos riding Space Mountain alone 4 comments

nelson · 2 years ago

It’s lonely at the top. But OMG is it wild!!!
-Bef Nebos

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Mmm delicious 14 comments

nelson · 2 years ago

Mom! Please come pick me up. There’s a stranger looking at me

He's got a point 7 comments

nelson · 2 years ago

You know it. We’d eat each other if things get bad enough

<3 4 comments

nelson · 2 years ago

6.
(2012 - 2022) - a man opens fire in a mall in Denmark, 3 dead. 4 wounded
(July 4, 2022) - 68 people shot across the continental US. 8 people dead
(July 5, 2022) - US Republican sentiment- “You see! Gun control doesn’t work”

<3 4 comments

nelson · 2 years ago

5. Uganda discovers $12,000,000,000,000 worth of gold
US Military: Sounds like someone needs some freedom