neptunegalaxy
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DEATHFACTS. 22 comments
neptunegalaxy
· 9 years ago
Oh come on guys, ANTS?
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Accurate -.-' 4 comments
neptunegalaxy
· 9 years ago
I accedentlly read it as Peridot instead of period. It's time to slow down on the Steven Universe fangirling for me
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Edited 9 years ago
I'm crying 6 comments
neptunegalaxy
· 9 years ago
I had a dream that my friend sat on her two guyfriends legs and put her feet up on a wooden table and said"Valerie, blow on my feet" and I was like ehumm, okay? So i blew on her feet, and she said TRY with your whole mouth and I sat there trying to provide cool air on her feet. It ended with her telling me with a bitchy-ass attitude "You'll never make me laugh" and I woke up crying.
-Guys, WE HAD cardiopulmonary resuscitation practice at school THE DAY BEFORE and I dreamt blowing on her feet instead of mouth
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-Guys, WE HAD cardiopulmonary resuscitation practice at school THE DAY BEFORE and I dreamt blowing on her feet instead of mouth
Wagon Wheels 9 comments
Help... It-it's killing me 12 comments
neptunegalaxy
· 9 years ago
Let's put that under the "I wish I could have scrolled past this before it was to late"
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Dads be like 6 comments
neptunegalaxy
· 9 years ago
I never sneeze "with my nose" or else I'll get a nosebleed.. So I more likley basiclly scream and it happened once in chemistry class and my teacher stopped talking, looked me in the eyes and said "Valerie, your sneezes can wake up a dead one from his grave" , made a little pause, and continiued the lesson.
I guess I'd be and awesome dad
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I guess I'd be and awesome dad
spock shows emotion 11 comments
neptunegalaxy
· 9 years ago
dON'T forget the part of rolling on the floor squiking and your heart doest the *dunk dunk*
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i thought it was just me. 28 comments
neptunegalaxy
· 9 years ago
Oh mY gOD DON'T get me started on this. The most awful thing is to realise that the character has another haircolour, no but for real. Think about it. Imagine your character with another haircolour/hairstyle, it totally changes their entire face and just the whole them!
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Omg 46 comments
neptunegalaxy
· 9 years ago
Omg I was right?? REALLY? FOR FUCKING REAL? I WAS JUST GUESSING I'LL DELETE MY COMMENT I'M SORRY
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Blindfolded and grabbing a ballsack, their reactions are priceless 3 comments
neptunegalaxy
· 9 years ago
Oh my gosh "am I touching someones d*ck bro?" and when he answers 'what' the guy is like "nothing"
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Faith in humanity.....RESTORED 15 comments
I think it's a good word 25 comments
neptunegalaxy
· 9 years ago
It's that word in swedish too! My favorite word, It's called 'skadeglädje' c:
((pronounced like *skAdE glÄdje* the letter 'Ä' is like screaming yeeeeaaa without the Y))
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((pronounced like *skAdE glÄdje* the letter 'Ä' is like screaming yeeeeaaa without the Y))
A Nice Idea For Valentine's Day 10 comments
Genious 25 comments
neptunegalaxy
· 9 years ago
Dude it's important for you to WATCH THE WHOLE ENDING EVEN AFTER THE CREDITS AND STUFF SERIOUSLY YOU HAVE TO
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good time 5 comments
