Um, yeah the Epstein thing is important but Impeachment of the president is WAY fucking bigger news

This is beyond adorable

This is fucking great, from now on I'm buying all my pumpkins on LV-426

I love that video where she got caught selling meth. SELLING. Not buying. Selling meth. Think about that for a second.

That's kind of clever

Thought there was going to be a joke somewhere in here

Such a cutie, congratulations

Let's just stop these ok?

This seems to be getting a lot of love lately. Damn good movie, one way or the other

I would die for Otis

It's horrible for anyone to lose a limb but his look like they were chopped off with a machete, which is a strong possibility here

You had better have a real pizza for that dog after that or you're a dick

Now that's realism

Yeah, he lost about an inch of his hairline too, can we get some confirmation on this one?

I'm December and I don't even know who the fuck that is, so yeah, I feel confident

How late do we plan to continue posting these?

And we have a legalized version in America which renders the point moot. It's still chocolate, still comes with a toy, this joke is getting really fucking stupid

They're such odd looking animals when they don't have a proper mask

That's uh, that's pretty awesome actually

One of my favorite movies ever!