nicengelman

nicengelman


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Who would win a bright boi or some chainsaw d*ldo 17 comments
nicengelman · 4 years ago
I'm going to say that with light knuckles, you could easily parry a light saber, and then close the distance quickly when your opponent starts their swing again
Before Deadpool there was this awesome movie of awesome 4th wall breaking 4 comments
nicengelman · 4 years ago
Charles Dance Charles Dance Charles Dance
Who would win a bright boi or some chainsaw d*ldo 17 comments
nicengelman · 4 years ago
Why has no one ever tried light knuckles? Less chance you'll accidentally cut yourself or someone you don't mean to, easier to wield, and watching someone do kung fu that literally burns their opponents hands off would be fucking badass
An epic game damn 14 comments
nicengelman · 4 years ago
Sell some blood and part of your soul, get a PS4, and join us
An epic game damn 14 comments
nicengelman · 4 years ago
Dude, robot dinosaurs, it's worth it
Can you believe she wanted more than bread and water? 5 comments
nicengelman · 4 years ago
That pizza looks amazing
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What’s taters, Precious? 4 comments
nicengelman · 4 years ago
I wanna shop here
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An epic game damn 14 comments
nicengelman · 4 years ago
It's PS4 exclusive
An epic game damn 14 comments
nicengelman · 4 years ago
Hell yes it is
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Something to think about 7 comments
nicengelman · 4 years ago
I live in an itsy bitsy apartment, alone, so I've only bought things that last a while. I've got lots of flavored water, frozen foods, the like. I had a bit of trouble getting bread but in a situation like this you just don't rely on bread or milk. Basically you have to be less picky. There isn't much food to be found, but there is food to be found. I certainly empathize with people that have to feed themselves, a spouse, and two or three kids and they're burning food way, waaaay faster than normal so of course they're buying more food than normal when they go to the store. A lot of places are still delivering food and most of the drive through restaurants are still open so there's those options as well. The situation sucks but it's a shitty situation, so people are going to have to change how they do things for a while.
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Way too long 2 comments
nicengelman · 4 years ago
She still looks like she has a baby's head
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Pangolins. Putting the PAN back in Pandemic 5 comments
nicengelman · 4 years ago
I loooooove pangolins
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Separated at birth 1 comments
nicengelman · 4 years ago
God Marilyn has some stupid ass tattoos
Something to think about 7 comments
nicengelman · 4 years ago
This is an excellent, excellent point
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Who would win a bright boi or some chainsaw d*ldo 17 comments
nicengelman · 4 years ago
Whatever happened to beating each other with bones?
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Timeless wisdom 1 comments
nicengelman · 4 years ago
Westworld is the fucking best
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Shitty life 2 comments
nicengelman · 4 years ago
This is gross
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I always knew there was something wrong with that rat 2 comments
nicengelman · 4 years ago
In other words, South Park did it
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I always knew there was something wrong with that rat 2 comments
nicengelman · 4 years ago
"Never meant to cause you any soBLLLLEEEEEUUUUGH"
90s kids will remember 4 comments
nicengelman · 4 years ago
I looked like a fat Justin Beiber
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Bun does a mlem 8 comments
nicengelman · 4 years ago
But of course bunbun
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Unpopular opinion: Rouge One is the best Star Wars movie because everyone dies 10 comments
nicengelman · 4 years ago
I can't wait to watch all of them with you baby
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For those who didn't know 7 comments
nicengelman · 4 years ago
What if I tape several lobsters to a frisbee?
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Unpopular opinion: Rouge One is the best Star Wars movie because everyone dies 10 comments
nicengelman · 4 years ago
I know! I thought TLJ was unique among all the movies, and it was the absolute perfect way for Luke to go out. Plus Holdo's suicide warp is one of the most epic things ever