Woefully esoteric

I want this on a shirt

You wanna know what hot is? Yesterday I had to run 196 packages in an Amazon van after the air con broke. I drank six bottles of water and never peed once, it was like everything in me was straight up evaporating.

This is one of the funniest things I've ever seen

I just leave my kids in the woods

Pee while spinning in a circle

That's seriously one of the first things any job is going to tell you when you get hired.

Indeed

If this ends up with a giant naked Peggy I'll kill myself before I get tanged

Uh, yeah, you are

Tom Felton has aged like a fine milk

Lie, Willem Dafoe was born 65 years old

My twelve year old self would commit suicide

He said captain

Is there some kind of codex I need to understand this post?

Ermey

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I wish I could have found that bird and rubbed it all over my face in some effort to transfer a little Fabio

How was this meme made before skyrim even existed? For a second I thought this was a website from 1993

Hey buddy!

I think the bigger problem would be, how do you distinguish between the fake stuff and the real thing? Not to mention that there are always people that would be willing to shell out more for stuff that was confirmed real. It's like ivory, there's plenty of ways to fake ivory, but rich people always want the real thing.

Radahn Festival was fucking lit