No one has a right to Charity. That's kind of the defining aspect of Charity.

They married the right man.

I can't stop seeing "Meeting Food Be Email"

I've heard this story before and I've always wonder if, after pouring the gold down his throat, did they go "Holy shit that was a lot of gold we need that back" and cut him open and take it out?

Ah, the good old Rubik's Lament Configuration

You had meat. Shenanigans.

This is so wrong and yet the best thing I've ever seen

Strength. That way, even though I'm supposed to die in the end, I can still drive off

Because it's so much easier to gather and deliver things with one hand

Thing looks like it would break if you looked too hard at it

That thing was so lifelike I would have been nervous to be in its presence, even when they weren't making it move

Literally had to uber home tonight and the guy talked to me about getting his cdl for about five minutes after he had parked the car at my apartment. I was almost suicidal.

I like my coffee how I just kidding I'm actually allergic to coffee

And people would pay money for that shit.

I can't even begin to understand this one

I'm extremely skeptical of this one

Is the double boner intentional

It's amazing how old they look

That's actually a really sharp look

I love the fact that he had to pull that door open to get in the first time. That, or someone actually held the door for him.