Ryan Cortes

nightkami


Not really sure where I'm going but gonna make sure I enjoy myself along the way.

— Ryan Cortes Report User
We finally cracked the code lady's, treat yourself and get you a gamer 6 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Of course not, real gamers don't use cheats.
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China's artificial sun nearly 7 times hotter than the real sun 7 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Let's just hope nobody tries to make a knock-off sun.
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What a machine 3 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Dat shit fire.
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The pettiness always makes me laugh (so I made a petty meme about it) 17 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Also applies to sarcasm. Not sure if it's guests or whatever but some people are real sensitive around here.
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I just want to be a Saiyan God 4 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
I wouldn't necessarily want to be super saiyan but I would love the energy manipulation and storage they are capable of. Out dirty old 'human' cells tend to blow up with too much energy.
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Meet the goodbooois working hard for New Zealand police! 9 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Their school must be in a ruff neighborhood.
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My pet scorpion light up by a black light 4 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Scorpiskeet. Pew pew!
My pet scorpion light up by a black light 4 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Skeet Scorpion.
My pet scorpion light up by a black light 4 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Maybe their jizz IS scorpions.
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Little fluffy sheeps 3 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
They look like pokemon.
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Wholesome community moment 22 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
This one must have had unisex bathrooms lol.
But cancer has noth-, now wait a min 15 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Lol at the special person in hell with a big wooden spoon instead of a pitchfork.
Wholesome community moment 22 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Sounds like they need to switch bibles.
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Wholesome community moment 22 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
So they think they might be gay and have to hurt themselves because of it? I don't get it.
..Either 26 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
*shgual sdrawkcab*
But cancer has noth-, now wait a min 15 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Pitchfork will be given upon departure. Now sit back and enjoy your in flight movie, Little Nicky.
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..Either 26 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Just pre-bought season 4 on amazon. So far so good. Hoping the books aren't terrible.
Super available moldy Reindeer 9 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Do like the movie and just cut the head off.
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Aww, he loves me so much...Oh 2 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Shithead.
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But cancer has noth-, now wait a min 15 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
In flight meal and free pitchfork!
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..Either 26 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
I just read it and immediately thought of Eliot from the Magicians. Showed up, is king, has wife, has magic fun times.
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Best starter pack 16 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Actually fuck Jim Adler was a lawyer not a judge. Can we include lawyers too?
Best starter pack 16 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
So far I've got Judy, Mathis, Joe Brown, and Jim Adler
Best starter pack 16 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
I feel like they should keep their gavels though. Pictured the whole thing looking like celebrity death match with that awful claymation and all.
Best starter pack 16 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Jim Adler would hammer them both. His hammer was forged in the fires of justice and he ain't got time to be on TV.