Ryan Cortes

nightkami


Not really sure where I'm going but gonna make sure I enjoy myself along the way.

— Ryan Cortes Report User
It's been a while 3 comments
nightkami · 10 weeks ago
Clean up, keep it going. Now the next one will take awhile.
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The health director of Los Angeles looks like the most unhealthy person ever! 9 comments
nightkami · 10 weeks ago
Job opening was misleading. This lady is a reaper and thought she was 'directing' health.
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Hmm 2 comments
nightkami · 10 weeks ago
Couple of jabronis looks like
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Badass 2 comments
nightkami · 10 weeks ago
This was my rule even before COVID.
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That should do it 3 comments
nightkami · 10 weeks ago
Im not even part of that generation but agree. Plus being that way doesn't solve anything or help the situation.
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I captured the essence of San Francisco. Drunk santa peeing while an animal shits on the 3 comments
nightkami · 10 weeks ago
Yep actually a little flatter than usual.
The boomer griller had enough 1 comments
nightkami · 11 weeks ago
I bet he only wears a face mask as underwear to defy everything.
repent 2 comments
nightkami · 11 weeks ago
Without skepticism in one's heart we would walk off cliffs willingly.
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My cat went full bran today 2 comments
nightkami · 11 weeks ago
...and become the three-eyed feline! Woe is he who is hunted by it!
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Stairs with drawers 3 comments
nightkami · 11 weeks ago
Or walking up the stairs and your toe catches the edge of a drawer which then pulls out under you and you faceplant.
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I didn't start the Ohio hate, but it's my responsibility to keep it going 11 comments
nightkami · 11 weeks ago
Probably whatever horrible thing Jersey did too.
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My Costco had toilet paper and it was very well organized and the people were civil 6 comments
nightkami · 11 weeks ago
During the first month of quarantine my local Walmart had armed security guarding the TP to ensure limits.
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50 Cans of Pringles, 15 Liters of Pop, and a Weed Beanie 2 comments
nightkami · 11 weeks ago
For a second it looked like he was badly photoshopped into the basket itself.
A kittens baby teeth 4 comments
nightkami · 12 weeks ago
Snarf Snarf?
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If you start to feel resistance, just press harder 6 comments
nightkami · 12 weeks ago
Yes but not for awhile now. After a certain age it just stopped causing that reflex for some reason.
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Not mine comic 6 comments
nightkami · 12 weeks ago
Maximizing his potential.
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ass 8 comments
nightkami · 12 weeks ago
It's not quite fuckboi style without just a slight bit of ankle showing.
Neck boys 2 comments
nightkami · 13 weeks ago
So.. like a big neck up salamander?
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What a ***ing chad 8 comments
nightkami · 13 weeks ago
-off?
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Blur the redline 34 comments
nightkami · 13 weeks ago
I legit did not understand what she was talking about for awhile. I assume this is a race thing? Cause if that's the case then I'm a white guy that even with hard working parents could never afford to give me some shit like that. They couldnt even afford to help me get a car or anything like that.
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Desk duty is for the weak 22 comments
nightkami · 13 weeks ago
But his fist is the key that opens the lock...
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Boar Papi will provide 2 comments
nightkami · 14 weeks ago
Boar Papi likes to feel pretty sometimes when he goes out with the kids.
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Finally something good on tv 19 comments
nightkami · 15 weeks ago
~Now kiss!
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Chads 3 comments
nightkami · 16 weeks ago
You skipped Delta: Has had sex once and thinks they're the expert now.
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Tilted benches in a food court so customers would leave sooner - literal 5 comments
nightkami · 16 weeks ago
What you don't want to see pucker-back chairs?
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