Lol it's like a cruel joke. A fish called beta always trying to be the alpha.

PSTD from the sexual assault he experienced at the hand of a meter maid. Even today the rattle of coins makes a little pee come out of him in fear.

Honestly, neither.

One head outside the box and one in. ;D

I know at some point he couldve just paid for it damn.

Then there's the title.

Plus killing the Balrog gets you access to the inner world secret shopkeep.

Don't think she has to pretend.

How come? Weirdly I enjoyed it. It definitely brought that odd dark biblical feel out of it. I liked the whole snake skin thing and methusula magic.

THAT IS NOT FINE.

What do you know, you were right!