Ryan Cortes

nightkami


Not really sure where I'm going but gonna make sure I enjoy myself along the way.

— Ryan Cortes Report User
Honk 4 comments
nightkami · 3 years ago
They are not to be ducked with.
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Such tragic 2 comments
nightkami · 3 years ago
Just once I want to see someone come up and double high five.
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Which eye did he injured? 4 comments
nightkami · 3 years ago
Wasn't this something to do with it being a fake Nick Fury? Or am I remembering something wrong?
C'mere bigguy 6 comments
nightkami · 3 years ago
He only had the bear necessities, alright?
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We’ll just check 4 comments
nightkami · 3 years ago
Fucking hell you need to look at his limbs first.
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>:) 1 comments
nightkami · 3 years ago
Also don't forget either a werewolf or vampire too! Godlike abomination, you're going down!
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My disappointment is immeasurable 2 comments
nightkami · 3 years ago
Doth want not the words, but the quill itself!
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World Religions, essentially 4 comments
nightkami · 3 years ago
And a surprising number of moats.
Warhammer Wednesday 9: Konrad Curze, AKA The Night Haunter 1 comments
nightkami · 3 years ago
I petition to post Necron NightBringer next! I can't find a decent pic and my model was destroyed years ago.
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Wish granted! 5 comments
nightkami · 3 years ago
What, did Big Al say so?
PoG(h)o(st) Project #38 - Night God 5 comments
nightkami · 3 years ago
@happy_frog thanks, I might start using that actually. Thanks for the post too!
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Just shut up, guys 3 comments
nightkami · 3 years ago
Thank you for that wonderful mental image of Trump unwrapping himself to reveal one of those marshmellowy things that looks like a peanut and Pence just nomming away.
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Dangerous synchronized purring Locust 8 comments
nightkami · 3 years ago
I feel like there's a racist joke in there somewhere.
Paimful 3 comments
nightkami · 3 years ago
Yep and then you get to live longer hating yourself. Win win!
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Junior is really excited about fathers body fluids 3 comments
nightkami · 3 years ago
Not sure if the blood knows it's liberal.
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*croak* 7 comments
nightkami · 3 years ago
Are you feeling froggy?
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Daily dose of bad wisdom #37 3 comments
nightkami · 3 years ago
If you see those as your only options then you are indeed.
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Scarlett Witch has entered the building 2 comments
nightkami · 3 years ago
*accidentally alters reality*
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He'll no 3 comments
nightkami · 3 years ago
Thats a deposit on my new place. Nah, thanks.
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Good news guys! My wife finally gave me the green light! 6 comments
nightkami · 3 years ago
Ah, wonderful isn't it? Just recently tried a hand in that myself.
Good news guys! My wife finally gave me the green light! 6 comments
nightkami · 3 years ago
Do you have previous experience?
I bet professor didn't see that coming 3 comments
nightkami · 3 years ago
Fucking logarithm-Men just kicked my ass.
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Centrist: Derek/derek 4 comments
nightkami · 3 years ago
You're assuming that's a woman.
A good way to make friends in prison 2 comments
nightkami · 3 years ago
That's exactly what's NOT happening apparently.
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