Nora Morrison

paleprincess


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Not like other girls 1 comments
paleprincess · 4 years ago
Not fully immune, it’s much rarer for possums to get rabies. Just so that if you ever see a rabid looking possum you don’t think “But funsubstance said they can’t have rabies! I should pet it.”
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Change in action 31 comments
paleprincess · 4 years ago
To everyone mad at the reporter for being uninformed- Andy Murray is absolutely the first person to win two INDIVIDUAL Olympic gold medals. They missed a word in the question, but they weren’t as uninformed as people are thinking.
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That's some career goals right there 2 comments
paleprincess · 4 years ago
He had to pay back one year’s salary. The best part, though, is that after an investigation, they found out that he’d been gone from work for AT LEAST 6 years, but it could have been as long as 14 years.
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HIMYM metric system meme 3 comments
paleprincess · 4 years ago
Amazed that you’re willing to call a time in which you watched the God forsaken end of this show as ”the good old days”
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No amount of money can buy you class 10 comments
paleprincess · 4 years ago
Looks like he’s using his hands to walk/run and his torso to kick. Pretty boss. (And still within rules that way since he wouldn’t need to touch the ball with his hands)
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Nice 16 comments
paleprincess · 4 years ago
True. Let’s all pretend I live there. Thank you.
Nice 16 comments
paleprincess · 4 years ago
Ha! Sorry! I somehow did an ok job of reading the post but a terrible job of reading comments. I don’t even have the 2am excuse.
Nice 16 comments
paleprincess · 4 years ago
*less than half of what was expected for the opening weekend. Not for the entire movie.
I sleep as #3 or #2 15 comments
paleprincess · 4 years ago
Because you’re a good, respectable boy, of course.
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No amount of money can buy you class 10 comments
paleprincess · 4 years ago
I see your point, but I know Mayweather, at least, is not known for his charitable demeanor (I looked up “Mayweather Charity” just to make sure I wasn’t gossiping without backing, and the first two were of a charity under his name, but the third was an article titled “Floyd Mayweather Shuns Charitable Giving, Says He Makes Money For Himself”. In it he says he particularly doesn’t give to Africa because “what has Africa come and gave to my children and to my family?” Which is so not the point of charity.)
SO TLDR: It’s not fair to judge someone rich for spending money selfishly once, but if that’s all they’re in the news doing, maybe it’s okay to praise someone else over them.
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To be honest, I am starting to become like this myself 6 comments
paleprincess · 4 years ago
As someone who’s missed a flight, just go ahead and leave 7 hours early.
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Please don't be the type of person to say or tell your children that this is okay 4 comments
paleprincess · 4 years ago
Aw hell no. I work as a caretaker for a guy with profound special needs, so every day is the sort of wild experience you’d expect to have if you took a 200 pound 1 year old on adventures, and we have NEVER left a theater like this. If we can clean up after ourselves, so can everybody else.
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That karen haircut is on point 2 comments
paleprincess · 4 years ago
The guy who started the whole thing ADMITTED HE WAS LYING AND LOST HIS MEDICAL LICENSE. Doesn’t matter.
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relatable 2 comments
paleprincess · 4 years ago
The tragic moment when it finally happens but she’s smart enough to know that peeing on a jellyfish sting is a fake cure.
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Pukicho, the great one. 3 comments
paleprincess · 4 years ago
Fantastic point. I would also argue that the salary they listed for a doctor is fairly low (avg. for the lowest paid specialty is closer to $200k) and that a doctor who was in the top of their field and concerned with money could choose a more lucrative specialty (neurosurgeons make more like $600k).
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Poor parker ¯\__/¯ 8 comments
paleprincess · 4 years ago
What makes you think his first name is not Ben/Benjamin?
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We just assume their voices 2 comments
paleprincess · 4 years ago
There was a study at UT that suggested that they may have made murmuring hooty noises with their mouths closed, like pigeons and ostriches. Partially based on the fact that birds evolved from dinos and don’t have vocal chords like we do.
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Cyborg clones - it's an epidemic 4 comments
paleprincess · 4 years ago
But that’s what inside jokes are for
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I would do the same thing 1 comments
paleprincess · 4 years ago
I honestly checked the name to make sure that wasn’t my husband responding, but I’m pretty confident he doesn’t also go by the alias “lanadelcuntflap”
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James at it again 12 comments
paleprincess · 4 years ago
You don’t go to James Fridman to have him “do what you say”
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It's either A or B 19 comments
paleprincess · 4 years ago
See, that seems like the most sensible way to hire, but definitely isn’t the way many companies hire. And my “for the record” is that none of this applies in my field, so I’ve been fortunate enough to not have to deal with this. My frustration is just borne from the experiences or friends and family.
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Harry dogger 4 comments
paleprincess · 4 years ago
Maybe, but who cares. Lots of very important puppies get a nice walk out of it.
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Ah, life before lasers. Some people may don't know what the picture is 6 comments
paleprincess · 4 years ago
30 year-old who’s aware of every technology as far back as the gramophone: “Hello, young 20 year-old. This is a V-C-R. I bet you’ve never heard of the ancient technology of my youth!”
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It's either A or B 19 comments
paleprincess · 4 years ago
But... then why can’t those people be hired for the position? If 3 years experience isn’t worth much more than 0, WHY DO THEY REQUIRE 3 YEARS EXPERIENCE?
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Never forget. Especially those that are healing 3 comments
paleprincess · 4 years ago
This is so important.
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