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parisqeen

Spreading good vibes and all that jazz,
you ever feeling down, hmu, we'll have a chat
Have a good day :)
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f*ck off PETA 35 comments

parisqeen · 5 years ago

Better be a big stone

It doesn't make me old that I know it, right? 29 comments

parisqeen · 5 years ago

I used it for holding dice

That's what friends are for 26 comments

parisqeen · 5 years ago

Let's just all agree that pain in general, however it's caused, sucks

That's what friends are for 26 comments

parisqeen · 5 years ago

I feel like ripping and stretching your uterus is just a little bit more painful then a kick to the testicles but I would like to know the actual statistics for comparison.

Public Apology and Statement 10 comments

parisqeen · 5 years ago

Reading his series right now (on the second book), I can't believe I didn't do it sooner they are incredible and hilarious.

That's what friends are for 26 comments

parisqeen · 5 years ago

Now you're just adding to my interest

That's what friends are for 26 comments

parisqeen · 5 years ago

I just want my unhealthy amount of curiosity to be satisfied

That's what friends are for 26 comments

parisqeen · 5 years ago

Sprint around the neighbourhood without a shirt on, feeling the freedom of a boobless chest. Also get someone to kick me in the balls so I know how painful it is.

f*ck off PETA 35 comments

parisqeen · 5 years ago

I heard this on the radio a few days ago and got so angry. Like who the actual feck gives a damn about these ancient sayings that literally don't effect anybody, how bout doing something useful for a change like actually HELPING animals???Like keeping them ALIVE? Mad. I am mad.

awwww, thanks hooman! 56 comments

parisqeen · 5 years ago

.....you don't speak Raccoon

So at what point did you realize you had grown up? Me: I got excited about buying a new 19 comments

parisqeen · 5 years ago

That's really interesting when you don't think about all the pain it would cause but when you do, jeez, you're pretty amazing for dealing with all of that. Has it always been like that?

awwww, thanks hooman! 56 comments

parisqeen · 5 years ago

Did he tell you to do that? NO because he's a Raccoon

We need to rise up agains the EVIL 5 comments

parisqeen · 5 years ago

I'm kind of shocked the Goose didn't live, those things are God-like and terrifying

Aqua Dome in Tirol, Austria 1 comments

parisqeen · 5 years ago

If those don't spin I'm going to be veryyyy disappointed

awwww, thanks hooman! 56 comments

parisqeen · 5 years ago

Because you are not the Raccoon, he is his own person