Parisqueen

parisqeen


Spreading good vibes and all that jazz,
you ever feeling down, hmu, we'll have a chat
Have a good day :)
(lil drawing is by picrew.me)

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Meanwhile 20 comments
parisqeen · 5 years ago
I don't think I could dissect a cat, the biggest thing I've done was a sheep but that was only its' brain
Wax my bals 10 comments
parisqeen · 5 years ago
I was once waiting to get my ears pierced and they had waxing done in the same place. While I was waiting some guy let out this awful 'im getting stabbed' scream and I jumped and looked at the receptionist and she just said "He's getting his balls waxed". So yeah, I think it's painful.
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20 minutes of setup and a color filter later~ Finally a good picture of my hair <3 8 comments
parisqeen · 5 years ago
Ay it's blue again! I really like it, that colour suits your eyes and skin tone.
Sign on a window of a burger joint in Krakow, Poland 9 comments
parisqeen · 5 years ago
Imagine living with me. A poor soul on this site deals with phrases like these everyday lol
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Na na na na na na na nanananana 4 comments
parisqeen · 5 years ago
It kinda goes like "dododo doo doo doo dododo doo doo dOOOooo dodod dO DO DOOOOo do DO DOO"
Sign on a window of a burger joint in Krakow, Poland 9 comments
parisqeen · 5 years ago
We just slip out like lanky spaghetti
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Meanwhile 20 comments
parisqeen · 5 years ago
Where did they get those?!
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Severe leg cramp 16 comments
parisqeen · 5 years ago
Fairy Princess Shark oh my god hahahha, that's adorable. Okay, I'll reconsider.
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Severe leg cramp 16 comments
parisqeen · 5 years ago
You know, I always thought being mum would be wonderful and although pregnancy isn't the best it's worth it. You're really making me change my mind hahaha
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Wth grandma 3 comments
parisqeen · 5 years ago
God dammit Grandma not again
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Severe leg cramp 16 comments
parisqeen · 5 years ago
I can't imagine muscle cramps AND a child kicking around in your gut
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My cat's disapproval look haunts me in my sleep 2 comments
parisqeen · 5 years ago
Well then don't name your cat "your husband died at sea"
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I finally finished my space shelf :D (nsfw cause it's my room) 13 comments
parisqeen · 5 years ago
I love it. Now all it needs is those glow star sticker things.
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Stupid parents let their kid throw rocks at flamingos 6 comments
parisqeen · 5 years ago
Euthanise that child.
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Meanwhile 20 comments
parisqeen · 5 years ago
...ja? but seriously a cat? where'd they get it?
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Meanwhile 20 comments
parisqeen · 5 years ago
excuse me
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Severe leg cramp 16 comments
parisqeen · 5 years ago
They're contracting not really collapsing. I've seen other vids of this and it looks so freaky. I'm not exactly sure why the muscles move like that but I know it's painful but not dangerous.
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No snakes were harmed in the making of this meme 1 comments
parisqeen · 5 years ago
This made me chuckle more sincerely than it should have
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When mom and dad team up 3 comments
parisqeen · 5 years ago
I can hear this photo
Sea glass found in Japan 10 comments
parisqeen · 5 years ago
Awesome, you learn something new everyday
Here we go again 5 comments
parisqeen · 5 years ago
I think it's meant to be like that, she's a porn star and this was a stunt. The back shows her whole butt but gosh does it look uncomfortable.
With The Sound Of "HOLY FUCCCC" 42 comments
parisqeen · 5 years ago
I thought you said you were going sober? lmao
Just an act of kindness 10 comments
parisqeen · 5 years ago
Hence why I usually end every night out in bare feet. Just commit to the heels or give up is what I've learnt.
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Stretch and yawn 4 comments
parisqeen · 5 years ago
"Raise me up human for I wish to greet the sun!"
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I think I found a banksy 1 comments
parisqeen · 5 years ago
Eloquence 100
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