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Is Pepsi 4 comments
penguincat · 8 years ago
Doctor Pepper, is he going to make it!?
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This poor bloke 13 comments
penguincat · 8 years ago
Are we suuurrree he was imaginary?
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The Octobasse. Capable of playing frequencies lower than humans can hear 6 comments
penguincat · 8 years ago
WHAT IS THIS, MUSIC FOR ANTS?
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Republican presidential candidate Rick Santorum 30 comments
penguincat · 8 years ago
Well you tried xD
I wonder how much shipping was 13 comments
penguincat · 8 years ago
Worker: "Sighs, guys bigfoot needs slippers again"
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Republican presidential candidate Rick Santorum 30 comments
penguincat · 8 years ago
It's mostly a joke, but we already mix politics and religion guest have you not heard the pledge of allegiance? At least he seems like a more decent person than many presidents we've had
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Like mother, like daughter and son? 8 comments
penguincat · 8 years ago
What..............
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Hey you! Yes you! 29 comments
penguincat · 8 years ago
Took my last one this morning! I think I did good now I wait to see...
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Respect personal space 22 comments
penguincat · 8 years ago
I won?! :D *throws confetti*
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I don't know about you but these are the best balloons I've ever seen In my life 10 comments
penguincat · 8 years ago
WHERE ARE THESE FROM I NEED THEM IMMEDIATELY
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Applause 20 comments
penguincat · 8 years ago
I've always used manwhore...
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Respect personal space 22 comments
penguincat · 8 years ago
Maybe they should have to get a sort of biking license for riding on main roads, cause I agree, the cyclists I see around all the time are dangerous as hell and I have to watch them the entire time to make sure they don't swerve in front of me or turn suddenly.
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Republican presidential candidate Rick Santorum 30 comments
penguincat · 8 years ago
Pope Francis for president 2016
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this kills me 17 comments
penguincat · 8 years ago
*stares in absolute horror at the first picture*
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mad dj skillz 7 comments
penguincat · 8 years ago
Backseat sings along to the music loudly whilst car dancing/bobbing with me cause that's what I do whilst shotgun and it's a lonely job with no backseater
Are you cheating babe? 19 comments
penguincat · 8 years ago
Ah but did you see what he did next?
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In my opinion the best faceswap 3 comments
penguincat · 8 years ago
I'm a little scared...
Yeah, it will be 19 comments
penguincat · 8 years ago
Definitely goes both ways, I get so confused around some guys like are you being awesome or flirting? Either way if they ask to hang out or anything I just say something along the lines that they seem cool, but I have a bf and don't want them to get the wrong idea but we can totally be friends, usually works out well. And before you all jump on no it's not friend-zoning, they have the option to be friends or nothing, I don't lead anyone on.
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I just wanted to get home 7 comments
penguincat · 8 years ago
"Congratulations on someone putting up with you, has my bus passed?"
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Mother and Father 24 comments
penguincat · 8 years ago
Maybe they just broke into the zoo to get fed xD or it's a major city
There is no such thing 24 comments
penguincat · 8 years ago
A bra is not underwear it's support and breasts are not genitals, now if my underwear was hanging out of my pants I understand, but my bra is not underwear and I'm not going to spend 50 extra dollars on a strapless one that doesn't even work right so that I can wear a tank top in the summer. I will not die of heat stroke for your morals.
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they're just really, really proud of your selfies. 7 comments
penguincat · 8 years ago
Time to start sending your grandparents real photos of you xD
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Penguins on Macquarie Island 11 comments
penguincat · 8 years ago
I disagree :) My penguin armies are rising
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There is no such thing 24 comments
penguincat · 8 years ago
THAT'S What I keep saying to people like why does it matter if you see my bra strap?? If a bra strap is too sexual for public then you've got problems
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Mother and Father 24 comments
penguincat · 8 years ago
D: NO penguincat's not a raccoon, raccoons are terrible. Penguincat's a penguin that meows or a cat that thinks it's a penguin.
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