Not all hero's wear capes!

just FYI - that original Twitter poster is the current Head Designer for Magic the Gathering (& has been for many years!)

I want to be that Dad...

BEES!
(I'm not 100% sure but, to my color dumb eyes, it looks VERY yellow!)

Can't tell if this is wholesome or the origin story for the best Anti-Heroine ever!

That is by far the most accurate & all encompassing list of Adulthood I've seen in some time...

Seems to be taking it well...

I totally read that in his voice... haha

His hed so big & his body so smol!

& you didn't lock that up?! Your loss bud

been there....

Good Answer, Good Answer (insert Steve Harvey looking shocked/impressed)

"When he saw that Time cover..."

"Just like Brian Wilson did.............. ooo ooo yeah!"

That's great & all, but where's Mushu?!

I remember the first time I saw a tattooed butthole... the sheer shock & awe factor alone was breathtaking...

Thus why humans have belly buttons because it's where they were split off from their other half. The Symposium is very entertaining!

Actually, everyone who matters won in the end

Anon?

Well done Dad!

Hey that's me!

Are we still doing phrasing?

That's fantastic!

yup, I hear that

they still have that alarm clock, this is indestructible!