"Fuck you, Perry the platypus!!"

This is why i've only been a lurker for so long

Lasagne is a pretty good name

I mean, a big nuclear war could reverse climate change..

Dry Bones yo

He's a tiny little scoundrel and I love him

It ain't about staying away from idiots, it's about finding the right one to stick around with

My friend was a gym junkie so when he got absolutely shit-faced we convinced him that getting up, getting in the elevator, walking to the car, holding a bucket on his lap, and siting upright would make him so strong he'd lift twice his record
He fucking believed it and was stoked the whole time

This baby retired from a soul food restaurant

Yeah, hi. What the fuck?

I've done a bit of pixel art before and it's deceptively difficult, so this is magnificently done