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Dug the Dinosaur 4 comments
pilot048 · 5 years ago
this has encouraged me to get a lawn dinosaur
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"And this is the Cradle of Muthaf*ckin' Civilization nephew" 8 comments
pilot048 · 5 years ago
*deep snoop inhale and exhale* so everybody know bout that blue ass water in the Pacific ocean, but how many muthafuckers know bout them damn fine ass lookin Blue Dolphins
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Awesome pencil sharpener 7 comments
pilot048 · 5 years ago
now if someone could only be able to do this , but instead of creating erasers, it will create pencils
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Another Child Star in Trouble with the Law 5 comments
pilot048 · 5 years ago
seems like Bobby is taking his self defense classes again
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It's been a sad last couple of days 12 comments
pilot048 · 5 years ago
the zoo in nashville has 3 or 4 of them so they do at the very least still exist
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Not when I'm naked 5 comments
pilot048 · 6 years ago
Probably uncomfortable due to being so turned on by Shrek's glorious visage.
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New kitten 2 comments
pilot048 · 6 years ago
There is the chance of him raising the kitten to be a future K-9 officer
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Relatable #3 - Revenge of the Evil Lemon 2 comments
pilot048 · 7 years ago
So true
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Save me! 11 comments
pilot048 · 7 years ago
That and beating up the joker
Save me! 11 comments
pilot048 · 7 years ago
Which isn't a bad thing tbh
Save me! 11 comments
pilot048 · 7 years ago
You have successfully made this post the most depressing thing on funsubstance
Save me! 11 comments
pilot048 · 7 years ago
Must of thought it was Icarus
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Let me be inside you 17 comments
pilot048 · 7 years ago
*backs away slowly*
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Let me be inside you 17 comments
pilot048 · 7 years ago
I'd rather face dehydration thanks
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Deep af 8 comments
pilot048 · 7 years ago
Yea but that's freaking amazing haha
Deep af 8 comments
pilot048 · 7 years ago
It also taught us that dogs can talk if you give them enough food too
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Paleontology department 3 comments
pilot048 · 7 years ago
That's basically Jurassic park in a parallel universe where the dinosaurs create the humans
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$1m in dollar bills 6 comments
pilot048 · 7 years ago
Oh okay I don't remember this but I guess I'll trust you
$1m in dollar bills 6 comments
pilot048 · 7 years ago
Damn my small attention span. oooo look a butterfly... Wait What was I saying
$1m in dollar bills 6 comments
pilot048 · 7 years ago
I SAW IT FIRST SO I CALL DIBS
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Watching 2016 be like 5 comments
pilot048 · 7 years ago
I bet he popped that pop corn over the fire
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Well, rules are rules 6 comments
pilot048 · 7 years ago
cop: *thinking to self* well played
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Give me your strongest coffee 9 comments
pilot048 · 8 years ago
Dude coffee like a pro
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Lil n*gga 7 comments
pilot048 · 8 years ago
Sure, you "found him"