Wait...If the 6 yr/old said he held it but the second part says you did what I could not...did the dad shit himself?

Just read the article. According to the law they've written food sharing, among other things is prohibited...guess they're gonna be busy on halloween.

If 1 2 and 3 are taken I use a cubicle or just wait.

...pussy

Maybe the reporter just doesn't watch or know anything about tennis. I didn't know they'd won medals either or even competed in the Olympics.

People are always quoting the Old Testament but forgetting the New Testament.

She smelling colours.

I personally dislike them. But I think they would just make life more difficult. Also how can you wipe your butt properly/How can you wash your hands properly etc.

Set it on fire

All that technology...still can't park between the line.

Monkey Magic!

I see nothing wrong with this...I wish we could challenge people to duels more often.

The look on its face suggest that it's balls are touching the water...and it's old.

A whole lot of Chinese people who hold/break gaming records are about to be left behind.

Also doesn't say I can't take a gas mask and bug bombs.

This is incorrect. Most are typically 1 foot long but can reach up to 3.3 feet.

How did they finish this before the apple turned brown?

Going down would be fine... but coming up would be another story.

The one for whisky is wrong, they should put it with rum.

Ummm

Do you miss it though?