Saturday is Yoshi, a day you can ride on and enjoy.
Sunday is Princess Peach, a day that seems great but is quickly stolen from you by days like Monday and Tuesday, so you're always on edge about it.

Yea, we're not like cats marking their territory

And there they sat, pondering upon their life and achievements held within these pages. They realize that the book is quite meta, and are a bit creeped out

But those aren’t cats, they’re abominations

Read his name, the answer becomes obvious, even captain obvious could tell you th-... wait a minute

That’s called murder.

Everyone in Zimbabwe was a billionaire, but if you only had billions at that point, you were pretty much broke

Because she’s black and doesn’t like the words. If you disagree with her, you’re racist

Seems decently normal to me? Maybe it's a genetic thing or a big footed person trait

I mean a more reasonable fight is hundreds of roaches

This whole joke is about a man's bit

Uhh... no