Pokethebear

pokethebear


“I am exactly what they say I am
I stand for everything that they can't stand
I can't help it I was born this way
But when I'm gone you'll remember my name”

— Pokethebear Report User
When they told you the reunion wasn’t on pretzel day. 9 comments
pokethebear · 5 years ago
Just checked, not dead.
Such a sweet old man 3 comments
pokethebear · 5 years ago
We have guys that dump them into the trucks
Hey everybody, the city of love and romance - lol 8 comments
pokethebear · 5 years ago
A) that makes no sense
B) their economy sucks
When they told you the reunion wasn’t on pretzel day. 9 comments
pokethebear · 5 years ago
I thought that was Holly. Where’s Holly?
Such a sweet old man 3 comments
pokethebear · 5 years ago
Took me a few to figure out that a wheelie bin might be a trash can.
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Hey everybody, the city of love and romance - lol 8 comments
pokethebear · 5 years ago
They ran out of other people’s money and now have to pay the bill for their lifestyles. That’s enough to piss off any good socialist.
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When you try to fit into your old clothes 8 comments
pokethebear · 5 years ago
What did I miss?
Read before you downvote ffs 12 comments
pokethebear · 5 years ago
I am not now, and nor have I ever been in prison guys sorry
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It's sad but true 8 comments
pokethebear · 5 years ago
I have satellite radio so I can listen to Octane, the only place new rock gets “airtime”.
Read before you downvote ffs 12 comments
pokethebear · 5 years ago
Around here we call it your “prison wallet”
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Enough 59 comments
pokethebear · 5 years ago
I am involved in town politics. They all want less taxes and more services. I’m of the opinion that government should be small enough to drown in a bathtub. What we have now is a disgusting mess of redundancy and patronage. Public sector unions have bastardized “public service” to the point that a state job in NY is like winning the lottery. Paycheck for the rest of your life and you can coast for the 20-25 years you actually hold the job. Fuck that, that’s not how the rest of us live.
Dinner time 14 comments
pokethebear · 5 years ago
Buffalo bill mastered the “tuck” though.
I feel like we're going be calling it The Glass House before 2020. :( 18 comments
pokethebear · 5 years ago
I guess what I’m getting at is I see how much hatred vitriol has come to people similar to me in the last couple years and I have trouble not hating right back. It’s harder to turn the other cheek than it is to avenge sevenfold.
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I feel like we're going be calling it The Glass House before 2020. :( 18 comments
pokethebear · 5 years ago
Fact. http://time.com/4486502/hillary-clinton-basket-of-deplorables-transcript/ She said it, our choice was between a piece of shit and a turd. The piece of shit was butthurt that I picked the turd over her.
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I feel like we're going be calling it The Glass House before 2020. :( 18 comments
pokethebear · 5 years ago
Cuomo sucks. Ocasio Cortez sucks. Bernie sucks. Hillary sucks. I’m a bitter clinger in my basket of deplorables and the rest of the unwashed masses and i have no place in my state.
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Bye bye 11 comments
pokethebear · 5 years ago
So disappointed that nobody got this reference
The naked truth in a nutshell 6 comments
pokethebear · 5 years ago
Yes we have
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Enough 59 comments
pokethebear · 5 years ago
Bad example but it works too.
Enough 59 comments
pokethebear · 5 years ago
If you give guy $11 for dinner but he buys a pack of cigarettes instead he’s an asshole.
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A matter of priority , pick your cause 28 comments
pokethebear · 5 years ago
That’s not nearly as funny though.
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Except Pumba is actually funny 9 comments
pokethebear · 5 years ago
I see women posting the Schumer shit too.
Don't be a d*ck 5 comments
pokethebear · 5 years ago
Pickups with rear facing bright lights for snow plowing are pretty common around here.
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Everything I do is for her <3 1 comments
pokethebear · 5 years ago
I even paid extra so you can pull the lever if you want.
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