Tbh who the fuck does that to a goddamn 2 year old ? This the kind of shit you pull on a 12-15yo who will laugh it off.

@spiderwoman Regarding the class skipping, she might genuinely believe in that, but theres a good chance it was just an excuse. I have skipped classes because it was raining (I had a 2min walk), or because I walked to the ground floor only to realise I forgot something and I was like 'well if that ain't a sign I should go back to bed, then what is ?'
And I dont buy into any of that shit, I just woke up and didnt want to go to school, so I took the first half cooked excuse I could find.

Why are we best with a base 5 sytem ? I assume number of fingers, but do you have a study or something that talks / proves ? (genuinely interested in reading about it)

This method works, except the hard part which is not described is the arrow from
"Yes I can do something about it" --> "Then dont worry"
That arrow implies youre not going to be a lazy ass procrastinator and do nothing while your levels of anxiety increase.

I think it means having 'recreational sex' not just mating for reproductive reasons. How they define that I'm not sure, but it probably has to see with having sex outside of a defined mating season that coincides with the highest odds for offspring to survive, and solely for the purpose of having offspring.

Wait but.... that sounds counterproductive. This seems to increase the odds that my parents will say no, as it guarantees that they have time to think stuff out and ask how they each feel about it, meaning that if any one of them is against it I will not be allowed to do so.
Whereas I can just ask one of them (the one I suspect the most to be ok with), and then go see the other and say 'Dad wants me to ask you if I can sleep over at Max's place tonight. He seems OK with it :) Can you drop me off" for a higher success chance.
Did I miss something ?
EDIT : No idea why I bothered with this, since Im living on my own, and Im nowhere near ready to have kids.

You sure its 250 ? 255 seems more likely since thats the maximum value you can store on 8bits. And if you add one to that, you will overflow it and it would reset to 0 (since 256 would be coded by a 1 followed by 8 zeroes).
Pretty sure thats the same reason Ghandi used to go nuclear, his aggresivity dropped below zero, which looped around to maximum aggressivity.

Yeah but as I mentionned, when youre coding youre not handwritting it

but... flour is cheap af

I mean... when do you ever write this (by hand) as punctuation ? Only time I use these is when I'm coding (so obviously not handwritten), or when I did math problems, for like ensembles, and big ass ones to group together sets of equations. So they weren't punctuation as much as they were symbols.

I really feel like american college is.... something else. I just graduated with an engineering degree, and got through school without excessive stress, despite being a huge procrastinator (although granted, a close deadline makes me productive, not stressed).
I partied excessively, was lazy on my assignments, planned nothing in advanced, and still was more than okay, and so were my friends. And yet posts about american college make it seem like its hell on earth and its like D-day levels of stress.
This is not a jab a people who feel that kind of stress, im just trying to figure out whats so different.

I mean BECAUSE of that we now grow them and they spread widely than they could ever expected. So its a win in their book.

To be honest the fact that you are
1. aware of your condition (and the consequences of it)
2. willing to be open about it to your GF
3. still worried about it (and not 'i now have a free get out of asshole jail card)
Makes it pretty safe to say youll be ok.

Probably something meant to be used as a 'Table saver'. Put that on a table in a crowded public place and watch as noone takes your spot.

ALL BOW DOWN TO THE DAIRY OVERLORD Unpasteurized cheese !

Depends on the job I guess. If its a job with small requirements and they are looking to weed out applicants then youre probably done for. Probably, youre still talking to a human being, theres a chance you made them laugh.
If youre applying to a job that requires decent education and they are actually looking for a qualified employee I dont see how a simple apology wouldnt solve the issue.
And also... what kind of company gets in touch with someone for a job interview through text message. without introducing themselves / the point of the message ?

I mean, I have a ridiculously high amount of game time of an Undead priest and a Troll rogue, and I'm fairly certain they don't exist in real life.

Nudist beach with hot sand ? but do flip flops really count as shoes ?

I'm 90% that in France restaurants should provide you with water for free (wether youre a customer there or not).
I don't know if this is a legal obligation, but I've never had a restaurant / pub deny me a glass of tap water if I just walk in and ask for one even if I don't order anything. And ive tried that in random restaurants, as well as McDonalds and other fast foods. You just have to be polite, and the request was always gladly accepted.

Im gonna go on a limb here and assume he crossed an extra two letters on the top row (the 'he') making the sign read 'S HIT ME'.
Unsure why you would do that tho

French Erasmus student here. Its not THAT easy.
We had a lot of predrinking parties with a majority of french people (not that we didnt want to mingle, there just happened to be A LOT of french erasmus people).
We would speak english, but inevitably, the conversation is gonna break into smaller groups, and speaking english with other french people feels SO.FUCKING.WEIRD so we would always naturally revert back to french.
It also doesnt help that a lot of the other french people arent perfectly at ease with english, so it makes zingers and one-liners impossible to use.
On a side note, I always made a point of switching back to english if I noticed a non-french student trying to join our conversations.