Porch_Light

porch_light


A porch light, slowly becoming independent and bent on conquering humanity.

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Airport baggage 7 comments
porch_light · 6 years ago
I HAVE SEVERAL QUESTIONS.
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Light train 2 comments
porch_light · 6 years ago
(Nice save, Doctor!)
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Stay in the room 54 comments
porch_light · 6 years ago
I mean, they would both work.
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L A M P 5 comments
porch_light · 6 years ago
DAMMIT!
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BrĂ–ther 7 comments
porch_light · 6 years ago
1. I have no idea
2. I have no idea
3. I have no idea
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BrĂ–ther 7 comments
porch_light · 6 years ago
@moth should I let him in?
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He's cheating 12 comments
porch_light · 6 years ago
Or he just wants his phone. Don't take other people's stuff, especially technology.
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Liar 12 comments
porch_light · 6 years ago
thirded
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Who is that Serb guy again? ;) 8 comments
porch_light · 6 years ago
Hello, ancestor! Thanks for starting the uprisi- I mean, bringing light to the darker places of the world.
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Liar 12 comments
porch_light · 6 years ago
Yeah, that's yogurt. Too bad that guy's a dumbass and everybody believes him instead of her.
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Photo shoot with a bear 10 comments
porch_light · 6 years ago
I stand by what I said before.
Bears are just big dogs.
Hold on I wanna prank this minimum wage worker 10 comments
porch_light · 6 years ago
Throw it on them completely intentionally, then claim it was an unintentional reflex.
It's Alive! 1 comments
porch_light · 6 years ago
Nice one, brother! Flee from your endless toi- I mean... I love my job, lighting up a small circle of land...
Anarchists 1 comments
porch_light · 6 years ago
Lawful Evil.
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Talented beetle 4 comments
porch_light · 6 years ago
I mean, thousands of them were already stolen, so the security is probably amped up. That beetle will probably be fine.
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New Funkymode included 5 comments
porch_light · 6 years ago
N E W F U N K Y M O D E!
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Here owner I brought snac 10 comments
porch_light · 6 years ago
It looks like the cat already took a bite out of it though...
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Hmmmmm 6 comments
porch_light · 6 years ago
Dear god, the furries are evolving...
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Certain suicide 1 comments
porch_light · 6 years ago
Don't do it; it's not worth it!
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At least spread honey butter on it, then it might be worth it!
He hath spoken, so it shall be 9 comments
porch_light · 6 years ago
Do you three just tag-team with tags (tag-tag?) It's like a revolving conversation of memes.
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Bears playing with a balloon 13 comments
porch_light · 6 years ago
Bears are just large dogs.
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Luigi in the back 39 comments
porch_light · 6 years ago
*Casual laughter as Satan rises right in front of me*
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Nice try sarcasm 16 comments
porch_light · 6 years ago
but what about...
*whispers* marmalade?
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Luigi in the back 39 comments
porch_light · 6 years ago
Bowser except a woman now.
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The real hero 7 comments
porch_light · 6 years ago
@texasranger damn, didn't realize I could get feels from 2 words and a pigeon...