Porch_Light

porch_light


A porch light, slowly becoming independent and bent on conquering humanity.

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10 thousand years old glacial 9 comments
porch_light · 6 years ago
Air bubbles in the ice with different crap in it.
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Sad movie 5 comments
porch_light · 6 years ago
I've never seen Zootopia or Frozen.
So turned on 7 comments
porch_light · 6 years ago
:]
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True horror 5 comments
porch_light · 6 years ago
Same here.
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10 thousand years old glacial 9 comments
porch_light · 6 years ago
I want to take a mouthful of this stuff and swallow it whole while screaming and/or crying.
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Imagine being a fish 16 comments
porch_light · 6 years ago
No, only a day. I'm back now.
Miracle 10 comments
porch_light · 6 years ago
Amen.
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Heartbreaking but beautiful 10 comments
porch_light · 6 years ago
Let's be honest here... there would be one evil asshole who would tear it apart.
Then again, there'd be one less evil asshole who caused the first evil asshole to disappear so...
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Jesus 5 comments
porch_light · 6 years ago
HOW MANY DAYS IN THE YEAR
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I(I).K(Kan).E(Eat).A(Læmp) 6 comments
porch_light · 6 years ago
That title is slightly concerning...
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Are you okay? 3 comments
porch_light · 6 years ago
Anak, are you ok?
So, Anak are you ok?
Are you ok, Anak?
Anak, are you ok?
So, Anak are you ok?
Are you ok, Anak?
Anak, are you ok?
So, Anak are you ok?
Are you ok, Anak?
You've been hit by
You've been hit by
A smoth criminack
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This is the best one 4 comments
porch_light · 6 years ago
You can very well notice that he wants to murder somebody in a horrible manner.
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live action or as an animation? 9 comments
porch_light · 6 years ago
Two words: Grilled Cheese.
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Old school segway concept 4 comments
porch_light · 6 years ago
Yes, the frame of the segway.
Frame: the rigid supporting structure of an object such as a vehicle, building, or piece of furniture.
Snail drinking from a bubble 9 comments
porch_light · 6 years ago 1
f*ck 34 comments
porch_light · 6 years ago
Batman & Robin ≤ Ironman & Spiderman
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On this day 5 years ago, someone sewed an egg to their shirt 10 comments
porch_light · 6 years ago
Cheer up, moth! It's alright.
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When your medical facility was converted from an old chocolate factory 4 comments
porch_light · 6 years ago
Sat on my face? :(
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Imagine being a fish 16 comments
porch_light · 6 years ago
Pssh, like that would ever happen. Look, I'm eating a sandwich right now and I'm
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Daily wtf 2018 14 comments
porch_light · 6 years ago
More like we're too lazy to check every single news post to see if it's factually correct.
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Friday dance 4 comments
porch_light · 6 years ago
FRIDAY DANCE
eh ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 8 comments
porch_light · 6 years ago
*blushes*
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Old school segway concept 4 comments
porch_light · 6 years ago
When you max out the wheels but keep the frame at level one
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Massive tree 4 comments
porch_light · 6 years ago
Bitch you're underleveled, please return when you're level 5000 unless you like dying a lot and crying.
Wait what? 7 comments
porch_light · 6 years ago
Are these people even human!?