porch_light
A porch light, slowly becoming independent and bent on conquering humanity.
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Quicker than a Lada 9 comments
porch_light
· 6 years ago
Is this not how others travel on ice? I feel like I need somebody to confirm...
@dr_richard_ew! Is this normal, or...?
@dr_richard_ew! Is this normal, or...?
begin turning flame slightly higher and higher 16 comments
This gives me hope for tomorrow. 21 comments
Unexpected break 24 comments
When your phone vibrate for nothing 8 comments
Investigators testing arcade games to see if they are winnable 7 comments
porch_light
· 6 years ago
While not all claws are rigged, especially ones with cheap prizes in them, the ones with stuff like iPhones and $100 gift cards are automatically rigged. The plastic container is physically impossible to get a grip on with a low-force claw with smooth edges; if it were a rectangular box with nothing sticking out, it would be physically impossible to get it via claw machine.
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Edited 6 years ago
Lady, prepare to race that sweet chassis 4 comments
retarded 3 comments
Hol up 2 comments
porch_light
· 6 years ago
that's what you get for using asterisks in a conversation, hate these kinds of people.
*throws hands in the air angrily*
*throws hands in the air angrily*
He is already handsome anyway 4 comments
porch_light
· 6 years ago
Or he was slowly losing his handsomeness so he needs to take pills to retain it.
Imagine being a fish 16 comments
porch_light
· 6 years ago
Meh, they disassembled me a few times and then threw me back to Earth. Kinda uncomfortable having my ballast exposed, but otherwise not too bad.
or, the more common name, some type of moray eel.