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A porch light, slowly becoming independent and bent on conquering humanity.

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everyone's posting their art. this is mine. 12 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

Who says that baking isn't art?

Anyone else into boardgames? 13 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

In the garage, because it's probably jumbo Jenga

Whole new set of daddy issues about to develop 6 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

This should definitely be NSFW...

It’s my first day of my new job and my boss gave me a nerf gun to shoot my co-workers 6 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

Funny how the 'Do not aim at their eyes or face' comes before the 'TO AVOID INJURY' part.

Mind your business 9 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

'your cookies may turn out slightly more crumbly'
I don't hear any cons in this...

Anon feels good 4 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

I read it.

The photographic representation of what parenthood is 5 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

you can also change it to 'being the youngest brother'. The kid just wants some cake, and the others yoink it away.

Illustrating the supply chain dependence on trucks 25 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

Guest, you are one of the only people to post extremely long comments, while also being able to keep my interest on them.

All part of my plan 3 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

tcchhHHHIIiinGGGggg!

I relate to this on a deep personal level 4 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

My favourite part of opening gifts labelled 'Mom & Dad' is the realization that my dad is coming home

Pillows shouldn't be growling 8 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

*AT the size of this LAD!

You're welcome 27 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

Oh crap, it wasn't my idea to look a

But you broke it 4 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

No idea why I wasn't logged in :/

What a nice guy 6 comments

porch_light · 6 years ago

Doesn't his sidequest seem oddly familiar...?
*coughcougheradicatethehumanracecoughchoke* sorry, choked on my own spit.

Gives the term "Cleaning out the pipes" a whole new meaning, huh? 3 comments

porch_light · 6 years ago

Embrace eternity.
*sucks soul out*

Those damn milennials are at it again 9 comments

porch_light · 6 years ago

That crap isn't legally qualified to be called cheese. No, seriously.
https://www.accessdata.fda.gov/scripts/cdrh/cfdocs/cfCFR/CFRSearch.cfm?fr=133.173
See articles a)1) and 5)
Kraft uses less than 50% real cheese, so it isn't allowed to be labeled as cheese.

Im a freakin loser boizz 3 comments

porch_light · 6 years ago

'show me vagane' :I

First drug deal recorded in history 2 comments

porch_light · 6 years ago

First drug deal recorded in history........

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Such a great guy 7 comments

porch_light · 6 years ago

Wow, that would make a great F R I E N D .

700-pound man dies after removed from chair 6 comments

porch_light · 6 years ago