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A porch light, slowly becoming independent and bent on conquering humanity.

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An actual photo of a wedding chapel in Las Vegas 20 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

TAAAAAAAAAKE OOOOOOOON MEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Building wants what it wants 5 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

So, Monty Python was right 24 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

I WAAARNED YEE!!! I WARRRNED YEE AND YEE DIDN'T LISTEN!!!

An actual photo of a wedding chapel in Las Vegas 20 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

WE'RE TALKING AWAY

Wait...Who’s pregnant?? 13 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

The kid

Giant atlas moth 7 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

@moth

Honeey!!! They stepped on your carpet 22 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

vodka does that, normally.

Just a little :))) 2 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

Schrodinger's lever guy

A brief history of antivaxxer kids 4 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

Did you just mashup 5 different 2018 memes and post it in 2019...?

T-1000 4 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

Do you mean gallium?

The best surgeon 5 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

At least you didn't accidentally remove their neck trying to treat a broken finger.

What a chunky water chicken 21 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

I'd slap it for a root beer float.

Thanks Ya'll 9 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

Why am I always auto-logged out?!

A farmer's way of maximizing the yield of his plot while still have a yard 4 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

irl min/maxing

This abomination needs a name 5 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

Be scared.

He gon find another girl 5 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

Pets you: *plot twist*

I bet he doesn't kiss ya 5 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

funnily enough, the bard is (arguably) the best class you listed.

Someone's gonna need stitches 11 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

@guest mrscollecter?

Hey Alexa, Can you Define Karma? 12 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

mmm, I just love my platters to be ripped off violently.

Screw "Keep Calm, and Carry On." Retreat, and think of Cakes! 11 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

'the crab is excellent'

My form of art. Triple chocolate walnut chunk cookies. 16 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

Baking art is art too, and it appeals to at least 4 of your senses!!

This guy lives in 3019 8 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

Outstanding move

Relatable 2 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

I NEED MORE!

You are a lizard Harry 7 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

huh, I never noticed that and have been using the site for over a year. Learn something new every day, huh?

You are a lizard Harry 7 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

Is that an where WATERMARK???
EDIT: Apparently the site won't even let me say what the website is on the bottom of the picture...

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