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A porch light, slowly becoming independent and bent on conquering humanity.

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A little heartwarmer 3 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

Amazing match with the post above

Release the cattos 5 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

UM.
That one pictured right looks EXACTLY like my cat. Did you clone him!? And if you did, his favourite wet food is the 'chicken liver', easiest way to shut him up.

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Nom nom nom 2 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

Classic internet.

Why are we questioning the dogs? 10 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

You know it's a cursed image when mrscollector is angry.

Me every year 10 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

Makes sense. Shame if the machine won't work though, irradiated organs are worth significantly less on the BM.

"Let put one, just one, Sicko Mode in..." 10 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

WHAT'S NEW PUSSYCAT!?

Some poo came out 4 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

You are evil in the best way.

Wu tang 2 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

1. What is this type of meme called because I love it (group photo zoom in + photoshopping face on everybody)
2. They look like barbies planning a murder.

That's all I got baby. 1 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

Cocaine poorly hidden and labelled as memes? C'mon man, at least TRY to hide it!

Axiomatic high hateful Toad 2 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

Seriously? The BOY got in trouble...for confronting the GIRL in the BOYS bathroom...? This can't be real, that school needs to get sued... they're still using gendered bathrooms?!

Never read minds 9 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

If people could read my mind they'd either kick the shit out of me, call the cops or be terrified, depending on my mood.

Never read minds 9 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

Thank you coldpasta!

Whats with me being horrified of insects an buying a necklace with a dead butterfly inside 19 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

FunSubstance - Funny PICS, memes and trending stories
Pictures literally comes BEFORE memes, so yes. It does belong on this site.

Candice is good people 16 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

Carefully, she's a hero.

Does animals have STDs? 5 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

1. They're animals, and incest isn't uncommon (especially for tortoises)
2. With 800 offspring, there will be more than enough genetic variety before defects have a chance to happen.

Me every year 10 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

Just curious, what was the experiment?

I need a hug from this cutie 11 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

WeRateDogs really needs to do a collab with Thoughts of Dog. I guess you could say, it would be a... collabrador?

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Plywood condom 4 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

what is that title... nevermind, I don't wanna know.

Get free mental health 6 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

I don't wanna be that guy, but the '¢' sign comes after the number, unlike the '$' sign.

I'm that chill 6 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

For reference, this is a capybara, world's heaviest rodent. They're well-known for hanging out and being generally lazy, even with their predators. (This doesn't mean they're stupid, quite the opposite in fact; they're a social animal)

Based on this logic what are you? 29 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

Nina Tucker.

Hangover by Age 5 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

Being: "I would very much like to die"

Water is a really good shielding against radiation. Plus the water in Power plants is 5 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

I've always wanted to grow a third arm!

Thanks Mom 5 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

Toasting bread is just making all of it the crust