Porch_Light

porch_light


A porch light, slowly becoming independent and bent on conquering humanity.

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Come to the void, we have snacks!!! 3 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
Why doesn't this have a Buy Now Button?
EDIT: I just realized you can produce a similar effect by putting yourself in a coma, and it won't even cost any money.
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Working life is totally unfair :( 11 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
guest is right; it might be taboo to talk about it, but it's your basic human right. That doesn't mean that they have to respond politely, or even at all, but it does mean that you have a chance of basic equality in the workplace.
Based on this logic what are you? 29 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
Nina Tucker?
"It's society, they work for each other..." 17 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
With only one person on it, maybe. Put this thing out in a public area walkway or school, however, and it could power quite a lot more than you would expect.
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Dog girls 3 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
*screaming*
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Halloween is cancelled 6 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
Like combining cheese, sugar and wax. It's not as bad as it SOUNDS, but it's still pretty bad...
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Go straight ahead 2 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
Titanic (2019)
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Everyone knows that guy 12 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
oml, why am I always singed out when I open this website!?
More often than not you're better off walking away (Or: reasons not to argue with idiots) 13 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
you're pointing at Ceiling_Lamp; she's wondering why.
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That would be so cool 7 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
Graph inaccurate, kraken is same level as butterflies.
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The Sharon’s 3 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse
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What is happening to peoples' brains? 7 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
While fossil fuels provide more short-term energy output, they need to be constantly refueled with a non-renewable and costly fuel. Solar panels remain a constant source, powering slightly less but a better long-term and environmentally friendly source. Plus, how much do you have to pay for the sun a month?
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What did she think would happen 8 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
Um... what is that on the right-most lily pad?
Ex dee 5 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
I think it was implying Gen 1 starters only. Also, IMO Torchic is 2nd; Piplup is 1st.
Looks like someone ran over a toddler 4 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
damn, suppressed blood lust? Not too uncommon, wouldn't have expected it from catfluff tho.
His face says it all 12 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago 3
Such a good feeling 1 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
Much more wholesome than the original caption.
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Goofing with the wrong guy 5 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
Wait, that 'Latitude Longitude' near the end, was that bluetext guy's place or whitetext boi's place?
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What are you gonna do about it 6 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
gun
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Hol up 5 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
those damn lemon-stealing whores...
Release the cattos 5 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
I'l post a pic of him later, right now he's underneath my bed sleeping.
Jesus chrysler 6 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
I really hate to be that guy, but...
Was I the only one who saw it as a butt plug...?
The volcano isn't the only one who's smiling 4 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
Me during a mental break
Pretty much 2 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
WHERE'S THE MONEY LEBOWSKI?!