Porch_Light

porch_light


A porch light, slowly becoming independent and bent on conquering humanity.

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Post #1, hi guys! 17 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
Welcome aboard!
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We all know that feeling 2 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
And what a competition it was.
This apple field after the hurricane 5 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
You're right; none of the trees are even remotely damaged either.
It be like that sometimes. 11 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
Monopoly doesn't hold a candle to Mario Kart; I love all 3...
If I cut you out, it's because you handed me the scissors. 20 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
sorry for the confusion, probably shoulda specified :/
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If I cut you out, it's because you handed me the scissors. 20 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
I meant literally everybody else that saw this comment, not necessarily you...
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Or hamberders 4 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
Roadkill, probably.
This was beautiful until it was terrifying 4 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
Deadman Wonderland
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Seems right 2 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
IT'S AT THE LEFT-MOST BAG, YOU BROWNED MANGO!
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BADASS 9 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
kinda the point
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Night at the museum 36 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
Oh my god, I remember watching this movie a LEAST 50 times as a child.
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Big oat 6 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
In awe
If I cut you out, it's because you handed me the scissors. 20 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
Let's be honest, you came from the post made around 3 hours ago, didn't you?
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It be like that sometimes. 11 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
'No matter what comes through that gate, you will stand your ground!'
CHANCE TIME
'RUN!'
The Real Breakfast of Champions 14 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
Adolf Frederick, You're dead, stop posting on FunSubstance!
Working life is totally unfair :( 11 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
@lolcats121 I'm actually considering migrating to Eastern Australia when I can afford it; because I would honestly be surprised if we aren't nuked somewhere before 2050. Also politics, refusal to adopt the metric system, crime rate, lack of any unique culture, every second person making fun of every other country's culture, actual unironic racism/sexism where I live, crappy weather where I live, crappy people where I live, and I'm an aspiring marine biologist and would like to explore the Earth a bit more. There's a lot more, but I think I've made my point.
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"It's society, they work for each other..." 17 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
http://sustainability.blogs.brynmawr.edu/2012/07/31/understanding-energy-part-1/
'Think about a person who consumes 2000 calories in a day. Every calorie from food (kCal) is equal to 4200 joules of energy. Used over the course of a day (86,400 seconds), this person uses an average of 97.2 joules a second, meaning they have an average power of 97.2 watts.'
97.2 watts a second; and when walking, that number goes up significantly. Also, it wouldn't really matter how gently you go, you would push down with similar weight on each foot unless you are stomping, considering that is where all of your body weight falls.
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Doggo holding precious bear 10 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
here ya go. sorry that guest did that to ya. Nobody, NOBODY steals a Snickers from somebody.
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Squad on point 6 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
WHO KEEPS CLONING MY CAT!?
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The Real Breakfast of Champions 14 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
What if I told you it was Krave Chocolate?
Types of Headaches 9 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
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City of love 12 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
Am I the only one wondering why there are so many honking typo squiggles?
Time to duel 6 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
Seriously, Death Note is probably the best 25 episodes you will watch if you like anime's from the alleged antagonist's POV... just one problem, however... It has 37 episodes.
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Everyone will slowly turn into weebs 11 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
Really, it depends on what anime you watch. Some are good, lighthearted films that you could watch along with a child (Summer Wars, Food Wars); some aren't exactly mature, but definitely not appropriate enough for a kid to watch (One Piece, Aggretsuko); some are... yeah, some are Tokyo Ghoul.
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Why Karen why? 3 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
Holy shit the Backyardigans are real!? I thought I had a fever dream when I was young because NOBODY knew what I was talking about when I mentioned it!!
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