porch_light
A porch light, slowly becoming independent and bent on conquering humanity.
— Porch_Light Report User
Post #1, hi guys! 17 comments
porch_light
· 5 years ago
Welcome aboard!
7
This apple field after the hurricane 5 comments
It be like that sometimes. 11 comments
If I cut you out, it's because you handed me the scissors. 20 comments
porch_light
· 5 years ago
sorry for the confusion, probably shoulda specified :/
1
·
Edited 5 years ago
If I cut you out, it's because you handed me the scissors. 20 comments
porch_light
· 5 years ago
I meant literally everybody else that saw this comment, not necessarily you...
1
This was beautiful until it was terrifying 4 comments
Night at the museum 36 comments
If I cut you out, it's because you handed me the scissors. 20 comments
porch_light
· 5 years ago
Let's be honest, you came from the post made around 3 hours ago, didn't you?
1
It be like that sometimes. 11 comments
porch_light
· 5 years ago
'No matter what comes through that gate, you will stand your ground!'
CHANCE TIME
'RUN!'
CHANCE TIME
'RUN!'
The Real Breakfast of Champions 14 comments
Working life is totally unfair :( 11 comments
porch_light
· 5 years ago
@lolcats121 I'm actually considering migrating to Eastern Australia when I can afford it; because I would honestly be surprised if we aren't nuked somewhere before 2050. Also politics, refusal to adopt the metric system, crime rate, lack of any unique culture, every second person making fun of every other country's culture, actual unironic racism/sexism where I live, crappy weather where I live, crappy people where I live, and I'm an aspiring marine biologist and would like to explore the Earth a bit more. There's a lot more, but I think I've made my point.
1
"It's society, they work for each other..." 17 comments
porch_light
· 5 years ago
http://sustainability.blogs.brynmawr.edu/2012/07/31/understanding-energy-part-1/
'Think about a person who consumes 2000 calories in a day. Every calorie from food (kCal) is equal to 4200 joules of energy. Used over the course of a day (86,400 seconds), this person uses an average of 97.2 joules a second, meaning they have an average power of 97.2 watts.'
97.2 watts a second; and when walking, that number goes up significantly. Also, it wouldn't really matter how gently you go, you would push down with similar weight on each foot unless you are stomping, considering that is where all of your body weight falls.
2
'Think about a person who consumes 2000 calories in a day. Every calorie from food (kCal) is equal to 4200 joules of energy. Used over the course of a day (86,400 seconds), this person uses an average of 97.2 joules a second, meaning they have an average power of 97.2 watts.'
97.2 watts a second; and when walking, that number goes up significantly. Also, it wouldn't really matter how gently you go, you would push down with similar weight on each foot unless you are stomping, considering that is where all of your body weight falls.
Doggo holding precious bear 10 comments
porch_light
· 5 years ago
here ya go. sorry that guest did that to ya. Nobody, NOBODY steals a Snickers from somebody.
1
The Real Breakfast of Champions 14 comments
Types of Headaches 9 comments
porch_light
· 5 years ago
̶̧ͦ̈̏̅͗ͯ͋̎̏̉̈́ͭ̈́͒̄̚͞E͓̞͉̩͌̄ͯ̍̈́̐̉ͣͣ̄̕͠͠M̸̷̢̖͕̣̫͚̼͔̪̖̟̮͉ͦ̈ͧ̍̌̀̎͢ͅB̴̙̹̲̞͉͔̥͓́͗̌̉̓ͮ͂ͦ̇ͣ͋͆́̀̕͝ͅR̩̬̼͎̙̲ͯͩ̋͊́͐ͤ̓ͫͫ̈ͤ͢͝͝A͕͙͚̠̼̓͑͒̄ͮ͛͛̒͗̃̆̂̑̔͌̕̕C̯̲̥̰͍͓͚̹͗ͧ̾̅͡E̛͍͎͍͈̻̭͈̽̓̔̂͛͐̓̋ͬ̈́͌ͭ̑̏ ̴̴̶̭̙̭͙̭̖̗̦̰͙̳̳̝̤̤̬̌͂͗͗ͫ͗̒̅̓̅ͦ̅Ţ̷̛̹̭̜̦͕̘̺̼̯̱̭̥̰̼̥̲͈͂ͩ̀̓̀H̬͚͚͍͇ͯ͆̀̇̐̇͢͢ͅĘ̺͉͉̪̼̺̘͔̩̊̾ͪ̿̿͌̐̃̊̑ͦ̂̐̽̎̃ͦ̎̓͜͢͠ ̸̷͎̣̲̠̰̪̼̞͓̞͇̝͉̹̖͈̥̂̌̄̚͘ͅẼ̫̬͓̫̙̩̲̯̱ͭͩ͐ͩ̋̆ͬ͞͞T̶̢̛̟̪͎̖̹̰̽̈͌ͪ͑ͤ̍̒̇̃ͬ̊ͯ̍͋Ĕͤ̔ͤͬ̏ͫ̄̐͗̄ͪͦ͗̽̓̃͡͏̠̞͓̱̩̤͈̞̳̯͉͔ͅRͪ̈̂ͧ̇ͪ͂̋҉̶̨̤̻̮̠̙͓̪ͅN̛͖̟͙̹̯̠̹̜ͯ̍̌̂̾ͮ̎̉̂̈ͯ̉ͧͭͬͪ̚̚͘͞͝Ȧ̧̪̯̠̝̫̺̪͙̥̦̒̓́̽͐̂̌̽̃̚̚͘L̴̞̮̱̘̘̻̹̜̹̦̑̃̒̀ͭ͂͛̽ͦͩ̇̆͛̕͝͠ ̷̈́͗̅̓̒̒̍̓͘͝҉̛͙͙͚͍̘̳̰̩̣̖̯̹͓͔͕S̶̴̡͔̤̝͈͇̯͓̙̟̱͍̮͈͐ͩ̃̎͌̆ͪ̐ͥͫ̐ͧ͜Uͭ̋ͯͨ͝͏̷̲̝̱͔̻͈͚̖̬̬̰̩̕ͅF̨̠̹̼͈̲̋ͥ̽͛ͬ̃̆͛̈́̎ͣ̕͜͞F̨̯̙̠̱͖̜̱̯͆̽̃ͣ̿ͬͬ̋́ͩ̿̏̈́̆ͧ͜͡͠Ę̵̫̮͇̫͍ͫͥͦ̔̊͆͝R̴̜̫̝̩̳̹͚̖̩͇̺͌̋̔̓ͮ̓ͯͣ͒͗ͬ̎͐̚͞I̱̼̻̩̪ͥͥ̿̒ͮ̌ͬ̓̾̽ͩ̐ͤͯͫ̉̐ͦ͞N̬̖̲̬̥̺̜̖̙̫̙̭̟̹ͣ̿̅ͪ̕͟G̷̨̰̮̟̞̰̪̮͎̗̤̟̜̑ͧͧ́́͠ͅ ̶̧ͦ̈̏̅͗ͯ͋̎̏̉̈́ͭ̈́͒̄̚͞
City of love 12 comments
Time to duel 6 comments
porch_light
· 5 years ago
Seriously, Death Note is probably the best 25 episodes you will watch if you like anime's from the alleged antagonist's POV... just one problem, however... It has 37 episodes.
4
Everyone will slowly turn into weebs 11 comments
porch_light
· 5 years ago
Really, it depends on what anime you watch. Some are good, lighthearted films that you could watch along with a child (Summer Wars, Food Wars); some aren't exactly mature, but definitely not appropriate enough for a kid to watch (One Piece, Aggretsuko); some are... yeah, some are Tokyo Ghoul.
1
Why Karen why? 3 comments
porch_light
· 5 years ago
Holy shit the Backyardigans are real!? I thought I had a fever dream when I was young because NOBODY knew what I was talking about when I mentioned it!!
8