Porch_Light

porch_light


A porch light, slowly becoming independent and bent on conquering humanity.

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This is important information ! 11 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
Also if there's turbulence you won't have your skull bashed in by the seat in front of you.
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47 Dronin 2 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
Is this a video game?
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Youth's Attitude Nowadays 4 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
If you're trying to live in a house with furniture? Yes, yes it is.
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Thats so sad and depressing 6 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
Honestly, who doesn't mine coal? An amazing source for XP, and you don't have to waste half your life smelting wood with more wood to make charcoal to smelt more wood, ad infinitum. It'd make more sense if the 'bad' in this picture was gold, nobody uses that crap unless you're making a minecart (and let's be honest, who spends their life's savings of iron to make something that goes SLIGHTLY faster than running?).
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Jack black 5 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
Kidnap Jack Black and throw him into a volcano?
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Adorable monster 7 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
My cat peed on my shoes 30 minutes after I cleaned her box, litter and all. Sometimes they're just asswipes.
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Whoever organized this shelf deserves a raise! 8 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
The people who kick the sandcastle over out of pure spite is the exact same thing as messing up the shelves without buying anything.
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Soooo meee 6 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
Please, whoever is cloning my cat, I beg you to stop. He's running out of locks of hair for the ingredient and now he just looks like a really fat mole ;-;
Just had a heart attack seeing this. Don't keep your wigs near children 5 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
Well, better a child than a dog; at least on the internet.
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Dedication levels are through the roof 5 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
Better make sure where you can dump the bodies, though.
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Give it yup y'all for our buddies 1 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
Thanks for the amazing picture of a repost of a post from 2017
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It would be amazing tbh 12 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
Enter the Gungeon (shoot the 2nd player)
It would be amazing tbh 12 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
That ending made me f*king cry.
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Cannot be unseen 3 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
Final Boss
The way he slides 5 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
Nobody:
Movie Cheerleaders:
Not how you make a goddamn burritooooooooo 16 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
@moreos
doesn't look like it
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Moscow metro 2 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
GUESS I'LL DIE???
An albino squirrel!!! 51 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
@aviva did someone say...
*drags a chicken inside from a lasso*
C H I C K E N S L A P ! ?
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Seal likes to hug 8 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
If you let go of that hug just because it drags you into the icy depths of watery hell then you're a coward.
Amart 4 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
*you open the 2nd book.*
*it's 3 pages, and they're recipes for spaghetti sauce*
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Fergus looks concerned for humanity 3 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
We all are Fergus you ain't special
A matter of perspective 3 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
'unpredictable mixed bag'
lol except Florida, it's Hell 24/7; either temperature-wise or because of snowbirds.
I got this little floof from a shelter that said he had Feline Aids and wouldn’t live 13 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
'and wouldn't live-'
Omae wa mou shindeiru
You're fired! 5 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
Omae wa mou shindeiru
Putting your food on the top shelf 7 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
@icarus what the f-