Porch_Light

porch_light


A porch light, slowly becoming independent and bent on conquering humanity.

— Porch_Light Report User
Bathroom tap 9 comments
porch_light · 4 years ago
yeah, it's not that difficult to stick your finger through a hole that doesn't contain any water or anything in it.
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That damned smile 6 comments
porch_light · 4 years ago
Bold move assuming I won't get off anyways.
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Grumpy chilly jumpy Ant 5 comments
porch_light · 4 years ago
*throws it at your face*
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Well honey 2 comments
porch_light · 4 years ago
That's a twist.
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Take one 3 comments
porch_light · 4 years ago
enog eb ll'i
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I'm something of a doctor myself 43 comments
porch_light · 4 years ago
I wonder how @dogscruff would feel about this...
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I got allergies, man! 8 comments
porch_light · 4 years ago
*shoots @aviva on the inside*
My best friend shot himself in the leg not too long ago and was in ICU for a week. I saw 2 comments
porch_light · 4 years ago
My best friend shot himself in the leg not too long ago and was in ICU for a week. I saw him do it and shot him several more times before leaving (full title /s)
His job looks ruff 3 comments
porch_light · 4 years ago 2
*the purpose of 12 comments
porch_light · 4 years ago
the government sneaked up behind him and snapped his neck before he could fini-
Road rash 1 comments
porch_light · 4 years ago
He is speaking the language of the gods.
Reflections in Dubai Miracle Garden 2 comments
porch_light · 4 years ago
*accidentally walks on ceiling out of confusion*
I'm something of a doctor myself 43 comments
porch_light · 4 years ago
*confused screaming*
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Honest mistake 7 comments
porch_light · 4 years ago
HMMMMMM
Do not be afraid 4 comments
porch_light · 4 years ago
*charges in with a railway rifle*
FOR THE RAILROAD!!!
Rip tardar sauce 9 comments
porch_light · 4 years ago 2
This woman eating her ice cream cone 9 comments
porch_light · 4 years ago
*whispers* ᵐᶦⁿᵗ ᶜʰᵒᶜᵒˡᵃᵗᵉ
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Happy childhood,, did you have? 4 comments
porch_light · 4 years ago
thERE'S A Ź̢ͪ̀͛Ȍ͐̍̈ͥ̃͡M͈̗ͬͮ̉͋ͣ͂͆͝B͈̥ͦ́̅͂̃͗̄I̅ͪ͊͑E̸̫̣̫̙ ̉̎̓̓̈́ͨO̗͍̲͇͊̒̓̄N̲̮̩̣͆̇ͧ̏̊͆ ̧̨̨̱̪̬̩̭́͒̔ͣ̆̑Y̙̮̼̥̺͖̠͓ͣ̉̌̓̽ͨ̚͘͟O̞̥̺̓̾͑̐ͨŲ͕̺̜͌ͪ̅ͩ̈́̎͌͌̎͘R͖̦̜̜͌̓ͦ̈́̔ͮ́ͅ ̷̹̣ͮͭL͎̩͚̪̣̒̐ͤ̈́ͨ͗́A̶ͤͩ̎ͩ̓͆ͧ̌ͩ͆ͨ̿͏̴̸̥͙͚̤͉̯͎͚̘̯̟̟̮̰͓̗͈̫̤͟W̴̵͉̯̭̼̯̫ͤͯͫͧ͗̽ͪ̆ͤ̍ͦ́́͌͆̒͌ͥ͝͡N̴̶̴̷̸̸̷̴̶̷̵̷̶̶̵̵̷̶̶̴̨̧̡̡̨̡̢̨̡̢̧̨̧̢̧̨̛̛̛̛̛͎̳̞̺͙̖͔̲̦̫̻̤̪͚̺̘͓̻̜͔̥̝̖̱̲̖̻̞͎̻̩̭̩̦͍̹̫̩͖͙̳̗̙̻̭̳͇̤͎̣̭̼̜̟͈͇͎̟̻̰̯̼̮̱̖̳̣͉͈̜̘͙̻̳̮̜̝̥̗̳͇͍̝̰̙̖̮͎͔̼͎͚̣͙̮̼̪̝͚̺͎̩̗̖̭̠̪̗͓͖͇͖͔͚̘̪̱̩͎̲̩̖͍̯͙̞͙̞̞̺͓̠̘̳̦͍͖̦̹̯͙̻̥͈̤̞͚̥̠̦̠̼̟̤̭̺͙͙̝̻̹͓͔̞̳̭͓̮͙̳͙͉͈̣̰̝̻̜͚̙̣̗̪̼͎̹̰̼̖̙̪̮̖̣͙͎̭͍̜͓̭͎̙͙̲̹͈̹͈̥̲͍̺͉̟̑͌̉̓̈́̄́͌̏̃̿͋͋͌͋̍́̂̈́͑̀̎́̏̓͑̈̅̂̅̔́͆̔̓͂͗̓̎̐̄̐̐̽́̄̿͊ͬ͒̈́͊̓͆̔́̑̊̍̏̊̔͋̂̏̏̋̾̀̋͑͆̇͐̍̓̑͊̍͆̅̋͐͐̔͂͌͐̓͑̓̈́̃̏̀̂̐̔̎͛̊́̍̎̌̈͌̒̓̆̓͒͒́́͂̆͛̋͆̔̅̀͐̽̂̽̉̓̃̆͆́̔̈́̈̄͊̉̍̅̀̒̆͑́̾͛̈̄͋́̽̀̇͛̓̅̓́͊͒̒͌͐̏͊̾͛̽̽̈́̑̔́͂͌̆̄̀̍͗͐́̄̂̃̇̀̀̂̒͐͛͗̉́̃̒̏̾̐̐͆͑̕̕̕̕̕͘̕͘͘̚̕͘̚̚͟͟͟͟͢͟͜͢͢͢͜͢͟͢͟͜͟͡͡͞͝͞͡͞͝͠͞͠͡͞͡͝͠͞͡͝ͅͅͅͅ
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Get em Ern 13 comments
porch_light · 4 years ago
I'm pretty sure that's a rather common opinion
The most amazing ham sandwich 2 comments
porch_light · 4 years ago
noot noot
Back off, Hooman! 5 comments
porch_light · 4 years ago
I think you meant @catfluff :/
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:))))) no 12 comments
porch_light · 4 years ago
No it doesn't, how would the weekly Purge happen otherwise?
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That's worse then crumbs in the bed D:< 8 comments
porch_light · 4 years ago
B̷̵̶̷̵̸̴̸̷̢̨̧̡̧̨̡̨̧̢̧̡̧̧̡̛̘̦͙̘͈̜̟̺̣͚̯̖͍̫̱̣̗̮͖͍̪̭͖̱̦̺̠̗͍̩̥̘̹̰̠͖̙͕̣͈͚̱̬͖͉͖͇̲̹̤̻͓͓͕̜̰̤̻̼̣̹̜̱͕̭̻̰̯͎̖͍͔̘̼̝̦͚͚̳̝̲̱̱̮͈͈̻͚̟͖̹̳͚̟̟̦̗͇̗̖̱͉͕̜̙̘̻̱̳̜̫͓̞̣̜̜̼̹̙̝͕͈͉͚͚̳̱̻͋̈̉̔̒͗͑̀̍͌͛̇̃͗͑̎́̾̆͆̅́̌͑̅͌̓̓͗̒͆͆̽̎̉̊͐̃̎̒̏͋̐́̽̎̎͑̓̍̍̍́́͋̉̂͌̈͌̓͑̏̔͒̍̉̃̾̌̇̅̑̾̊͑̍̋͒̆͒́͑̆̋̌́̉̿̈́̇͋̋̈̐͂͊͊̂̽̎̈́̾̃̑͘̕͘̚͘̚̚̕̕̕͘̕̕̕͜͢͟͟͢͜͠͡͡͞͞͞͝͡ͅͅͅͅȨ̸̵̸̷̷̵̶̶̸̡̢̨̢̨̡̢̡̢̧̨̡̢̧̛̛̛͇̭̬̝̼͕̺̻̖̫̦͖̬͉̟̜̖͙͖̪͍͍̦͈̮̝̤̳̺̹̰͎̻̻͖͙͖͓̘͉̭̼͔͈̬̤̼͙̯̩͖͎̭͖͚͚̟̣̦̹̞̭̘̦̝̭̝͉͇̭̗͈̺̲̱͓̥̪̩͉͈͈̩̼̬̹̗̠͕̩̬̞̻͈̤̪̟̰̣̞̥͍̤͓̹͋́̏͋̊̓͛́̆̑̈́̂̂̾̾́̋̔́́̈́̑͊̀̆̎̄́͋̈́̉́̎̀̂̋̍̋̄͂͐̾̐̓̀̅̓̂́̌͊͗̐̄̾͒̇̊̍̿̓́̉̿͂̒̀̓̔̂̊̈́̇̒͋͋̍̌̈́̇͛̅̒̓̓̋̌͊̌̀́̂͑̔̀͌́̏̋̍́͊̾́͐͐͌̒̕̕̚͘͘͘̕͘̚͢͟͢͜͟͢͝͝͝͠͠͠͠͞͡͠ͅĄ̷̷̵̴̶̸̢̧̡̡̡̢̧̨̡̧̨̢̨̡̛̭̼̘̹̱̺͓̣̤̺̱̯͓̩̠̠̳̰̮̝̱̥͕̝̣͙̗͍̠͈͙͓̗͉̫̫̣͙͎̰̜͇̘̳̣̬̲͔̙̫͚̮̦͍͇͍̥̭̲͎̫̭̺̠̬̙̳̝̪̭̟̺̪̟̼̯̗̣̗̣̬̯̰͚̖̻̻̝͔͈̟̳͎͕̤͈̞͖̙̺̮͎͚̣̝̝̯͍͓̗̱̮͉̰̹̝͎̱̲͖͔̣̘̟̻̰̫̭̠̯͍̬̦̣͇͂͑͛͗͐̄̅̓̌͌͊̽̏͆̋̒͛͋̌̄̌̉̀̀͌̇̽̅͊̅͋͑̈̾̑̎͌̑͛̾͂͐́̅͋̅̋͒͛́̑̀͗͂̓̽̿̀̀̅́͊͌͋͌̏̓̍͂̂̎͑̈͐̇̀̽̈̇̌̆̐̇́̎͆̎͊̾̓̍̀́̀̓̀̾̉̅͛͒͌̒̔̓̇͗͆̑́̓͆̔̎͐͐̀́̾̔̾̋̐͛͒̾̅̅̓̎́̆͘̚͘̕̕̚͘̚͘̕͘̕̚̚̚̕͘͜͜͢͟͟͟͟͢͟͞͝͠͝͝͠͝͝͞͡͡͡͠͠ͅͅͅŅ̴̸̴̨̨̛̛̛̠̩̗̙̪̝̙̦͉̩̻̭̖̤̞͖͕͚̤͙͚̞͕̤̥̥̪̩͖͉͚̱͎̲̩͖͎̣̱̦̜̠̭̖̦͕̞͉̜͑̃̍̉̀͋̌͂̐̄̓̽͊̂̽͊͋͐̅̌̐̒̔̈̌͑͗̀̏̌͑͗́͋̈́̈̒̾̋̚͘̕̚̕͞͝ͅͅͅ
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