Porch_Light

porch_light


A porch light, slowly becoming independent and bent on conquering humanity.

— Porch_Light Report User
Oldies #258 19 comments
porch_light · 3 years ago
use a gay fork and a bent knife
Checkmate independents
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Grandpa's Dyed His Hair Purple 4 comments
porch_light · 3 years ago
Stop making fun of Dwayne Johnson like that :(
No words needed 8 comments
porch_light · 3 years ago
THIS STORY IS HAPPY END.
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They did weird shit even before getting Nuked 20 comments
porch_light · 3 years ago
Yeah but people don't like that term on the internet even when it's being used correctly.
I don’t have a source for this but this does belong here 8 comments
porch_light · 3 years ago
Sorry, man. The crowd has voted, and it seems like you've been voted off Total Drama Island. Nothing personal.
How my dad asks how I'm doing 3 comments
porch_light · 3 years ago
thanks nelson :)
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Words of TRUE power 24 comments
porch_light · 3 years ago
Your cry for help has been lost to the void.
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Amazed every time 23 comments
porch_light · 3 years ago
Oh, this? That was when you stole my kidney a few weeks ago. Can I have it back yet or are you still using it?
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He was a good guy 5 comments
porch_light · 3 years ago
Please tell me he had a pet named Meowth.
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Just finished a portrait of Robert Battinson. I did my best! Hope, you'll like it 6 comments
porch_light · 3 years ago
Wow! Really captured the look of his eyes.
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The 2020 schedule leaked 9 comments
porch_light · 3 years ago
yeah and absolutely nobody cared
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Wrong house 3 comments
porch_light · 3 years ago
Wow, its down because so many people got on it that it crashed
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This is cute 14 comments
porch_light · 3 years ago
You need lactose tolerance then I guess
Doctors hate this one simple CRONCH! 2 comments
porch_light · 3 years ago
Me, eating pretzels right now: It's not working I think I need therapy.

Or more pretzels.
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Words of TRUE power 24 comments
porch_light · 3 years ago
Ỳ̷̨̧̡̛̱̤̥̤̞̦̟̼̭̻̟̮̣̳̯̗̮͈̔͆̓̉̍̈́̈͊̈̍͗̑́̍͋̑̕͘͜ͅ ̵̨̧̧̢̡̧̻͔̟̬̹̼͔͕̲͚͔̥̰̹̝͍̭̲͙̠̘̼̺͓͖̟͉͇͉̻͈͍̋̎̓̅́̋̍̋̌̌̀͒̒͛̉̾̇͑̾̉͌͆̆̿̋̕̕͠Ę̶̨̨̛̪̘̻̪̭͎̠̦͉̱̖͖̦͉̻̝̼͙̳̭̭̞̭̪͇͉̖͇̜͕̙͈̩̳͍̰̳̳͛́͐͗̇̽͋͗̉̋͑̄̿͐͂̐̔̍̏͛͆̽̿̐̈͊̀̓̉̆̔̉̇͋͂̊̋̆͜͝͝ͅ ̷̧̨̨̨̜͕̬͔̼̜͇͍̼̱͎̠͉̝̪̤͍̬̘̼̖̻̺̤̬̳̞̰͎̞̭̗̣̫̫͚̮̜̲͆̂̿̈́̀͒̃͗́̌̀̚͜͜ͅT̴̡̨̡̧̨͇̝͔̳͍̠̪̤̱̦̖͍͔͕̩̝̹̭̤̗͍̺̙͎̗̯̯͍̤̞̦͓̱͕̎̓̂͗̉̂̔̑̔͒͗̉́̏̃̋͑͂̌̈́̈̊̇̇̀͆̀̋͆̕͜͜͝͠ͅ
Amazed every time 23 comments
porch_light · 3 years ago
now you can be happy :) *strips naked*
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A surprise, to be sure, but a cursed one 1 comments
porch_light · 3 years ago
C̴̢̢̩͈͚̮̠̮͚͕̖̠̫̪̓͒͑͛̇̊̅̚͘͜o̸̡̢̨̫̖͔̲̖͕͚̮̮̤̜̹̲̜̝̪͎̥̯͍̩̯͖͌̈́͂̈̆̂̇̆͜͝ņ̷̛̥͎͓͖͈͕͈͚͉̤̮̤̼̙͆̋̈̒͌͑̿̑̀͌͊̔͌̒̈́̓͑̔̏̃̂̀̆̚͝͠s̷̨̧͈̼̙͕̻͇̥͕̘̼̻̒̈́́͌̌͂̈͂̋̀̒́̄̀͒͘̚ų̸̡̧̢̢̨̺̙̖̯͈͍̊̚m̴̢̧̨̧̡̳̞̰̼͙͎͙̘̹̗̀̎͋̓̍̋͗̈́̀͂̓̾̿̉́͐̀̌̇̚̚é̴̯̱̥͎̦̲̐̀̎̆̅̈̅̀̐̽́͐̏́̾͘͜ͅ ̷̢̞̹͙̳̭̹̦͍̰͈̦͎̺̗̱̝͍̘̮̏͆̽͛̀̈̾͒͛̋̇̈́̍́̇͂͘͠ý̶̧̢̧̪̖͈̳͕̟͎͇̟̊̈́̉̒̈́̅͒̏͆̒̈́̂̓̕͝o̴̡̘̣͖̜̓̒̑̈́̿̅͗͑̉͌͘͝ů̵̹͇̤̦̜̱̮̹̫̝̖̬̰͉͍̻͚̰̅̃́̀́ŗ̶̡̜̤͉̠͍͎̞̦͔̹̬̠̭̟͉̫̝̩̘̝̫̘̃̓̒̊́͐̊̃͊́̆̒̾̓͘̕͘͠ ̸̡̻̳̦͇͙͚͈̭͔͎̻͉͈̩̙̏̄͊͐͑͂̒̈́̒͑̂̆͂̊͂̉͂́̎̉̃̐̈́̂̆͛͑͗̕͝ͅf̵̧̢̧̧̨̲̟̰͎̣̯̯̣̦̯͓̹̤̹̲͍̙͚̣̭̲̠̮̋͜ẽ̸͈͓̭̯̼͎̘͎̀̀̎̓̔̊̽́͆̕̚͝l̸̢̢̨̥̖̥͈̞̯̞̳̼̦̬̝͇̬̺̬̘͔͍͎̅̓͋̈́̃̈́̍̔̏̓̇͋̎̈̃̏̋̍̓̍͂͗̐̔́͂̂͊̅͝͝l̴̹̜̲͕̥̝̥̙̩͉̱͙̞̾̓͐́̏͂̾̀̋͐͋͒ơ̷̛̙͇̫̪̱̭͍̈́̇͗͗̐̃͊̔͌̈́͆̓̈́̄̓̂̆̋̾͊̆̂̇̈́͊̌̚͘͠w̸̛̲̱͗͐̊͌͊́͗̈́͗̌̀̎̿̔͆̇́̈́̏̂̈̃̑̀͛̎̀̽͘͝ ̸̧̡̛̼͙̪͚̦̳̯̺̤̰̱̲̲̥̥̪̥͇͎̬̪̠̰̙̦͚̺̠̎̈́̏̌͌͛̔̇͂̃͋͊͆͊͛̓̎̍b̵̻͙̯̿̓̓̽́̐͑̎ŗ̷̖̼̞̳̈͌̌̆̌̎̔̀́̓̏̂̅́̐͑̓̕̚ę̵̢̰̭̭̯͉̖̲̻̻̗̩̠͚̲̣̬̮̱͉̝̪̙̯̞̳͖͚̋̆̈́̈́̄͑́̈́̾́̋͋͒̔͝t̴̹̘̩͎̟͙͎͓̺̔͋̽̔̎̈́̃̏́̐̇͊͌͂̆̿̾̓͊̈̇͒̕̚͜͝͠͝ͅḧ̸̡̛̫̼͈͙̳̫̫͓̾͑̋̾͆̕r̴̨̢̧̛̛̛̙̦͕̮͕͕̻͕̹̼̺͓̖̥͓̖͓̾͆̈́̅̌̅̀͊̉̾̒̃̂̔͑̆̂̓͆̇̅͐́̎͋̈́͘͝ͅͅe̶̼̥̬̳͉̖̝͈̳̻͉͚͙͖̙͚̦͕͈̹͙̦̬̍͛̈́n̶̹̞͕̖̗̠͔͖̳̔̓̓̀͑̋̎̿̾ͅ,̶̡̧̦̫̰̗̩͉̗̺̟̯̪͕̤͕̱̱̮̦͕̫͉̤͐̇̓̓̈́͊̌̚͝ͅͅ ̶̢̟͔͙͍̫̹͕͔̰͒̑̌͛̎̆̄̚͜͝
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Mess her with us, with deal! 7 comments
porch_light · 3 years ago
Deal With With Mess Her-> Us
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R stands for really fast 11 comments
porch_light · 3 years ago
Ah yes, classic Americans. Asleep at 3 pm.
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Beautiful art 7 comments
porch_light · 3 years ago
They are now
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Freedom! 4 comments
porch_light · 3 years ago 3
Lockdown effect 4 comments
porch_light · 3 years ago
The exclamation points still make me very uncomfortable!!
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How my dad asks how I'm doing 3 comments
porch_light · 3 years ago
You can't post that here bot, I can't comment a thumbs up :(
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Doing god's work 5 comments
porch_light · 3 years ago
So, they're not going to be used ever?
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Did you guys miss me? 2 comments
porch_light · 3 years ago
The maniac's in the mailbox!
*screaming*
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