porch_light
A porch light, slowly becoming independent and bent on conquering humanity.
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Grandpa's Dyed His Hair Purple 4 comments
They did weird shit even before getting Nuked 20 comments
porch_light
· 3 years ago
Yeah but people don't like that term on the internet even when it's being used correctly.
I don’t have a source for this but this does belong here 8 comments
porch_light
· 3 years ago
Sorry, man. The crowd has voted, and it seems like you've been voted off Total Drama Island. Nothing personal.
Words of TRUE power 24 comments
Amazed every time 23 comments
porch_light
· 3 years ago
Oh, this? That was when you stole my kidney a few weeks ago. Can I have it back yet or are you still using it?
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Wrong house 3 comments
Doctors hate this one simple CRONCH! 2 comments
porch_light
· 3 years ago
Me, eating pretzels right now: It's not working I think I need therapy.
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Or more pretzels.
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Or more pretzels.
Words of TRUE power 24 comments
porch_light
· 3 years ago
Ỳ̷̨̧̡̛̱̤̥̤̞̦̟̼̭̻̟̮̣̳̯̗̮͈̔͆̓̉̍̈́̈͊̈̍͗̑́̍͋̑̕͘͜ͅ ̵̨̧̧̢̡̧̻͔̟̬̹̼͔͕̲͚͔̥̰̹̝͍̭̲͙̠̘̼̺͓͖̟͉͇͉̻͈͍̋̎̓̅́̋̍̋̌̌̀͒̒͛̉̾̇͑̾̉͌͆̆̿̋̕̕͠Ę̶̨̨̛̪̘̻̪̭͎̠̦͉̱̖͖̦͉̻̝̼͙̳̭̭̞̭̪͇͉̖͇̜͕̙͈̩̳͍̰̳̳͛́͐͗̇̽͋͗̉̋͑̄̿͐͂̐̔̍̏͛͆̽̿̐̈͊̀̓̉̆̔̉̇͋͂̊̋̆͜͝͝ͅ ̷̧̨̨̨̜͕̬͔̼̜͇͍̼̱͎̠͉̝̪̤͍̬̘̼̖̻̺̤̬̳̞̰͎̞̭̗̣̫̫͚̮̜̲͆̂̿̈́̀͒̃͗́̌̀̚͜͜ͅT̴̡̨̡̧̨͇̝͔̳͍̠̪̤̱̦̖͍͔͕̩̝̹̭̤̗͍̺̙͎̗̯̯͍̤̞̦͓̱͕̎̓̂͗̉̂̔̑̔͒͗̉́̏̃̋͑͂̌̈́̈̊̇̇̀͆̀̋͆̕͜͜͝͠ͅ
A surprise, to be sure, but a cursed one 1 comments
porch_light
· 3 years ago
C̴̢̢̩͈͚̮̠̮͚͕̖̠̫̪̓͒͑͛̇̊̅̚͘͜o̸̡̢̨̫̖͔̲̖͕͚̮̮̤̜̹̲̜̝̪͎̥̯͍̩̯͖͌̈́͂̈̆̂̇̆͜͝ņ̷̛̥͎͓͖͈͕͈͚͉̤̮̤̼̙͆̋̈̒͌͑̿̑̀͌͊̔͌̒̈́̓͑̔̏̃̂̀̆̚͝͠s̷̨̧͈̼̙͕̻͇̥͕̘̼̻̒̈́́͌̌͂̈͂̋̀̒́̄̀͒͘̚ų̸̡̧̢̢̨̺̙̖̯͈͍̊̚m̴̢̧̨̧̡̳̞̰̼͙͎͙̘̹̗̀̎͋̓̍̋͗̈́̀͂̓̾̿̉́͐̀̌̇̚̚é̴̯̱̥͎̦̲̐̀̎̆̅̈̅̀̐̽́͐̏́̾͘͜ͅ ̷̢̞̹͙̳̭̹̦͍̰͈̦͎̺̗̱̝͍̘̮̏͆̽͛̀̈̾͒͛̋̇̈́̍́̇͂͘͠ý̶̧̢̧̪̖͈̳͕̟͎͇̟̊̈́̉̒̈́̅͒̏͆̒̈́̂̓̕͝o̴̡̘̣͖̜̓̒̑̈́̿̅͗͑̉͌͘͝ů̵̹͇̤̦̜̱̮̹̫̝̖̬̰͉͍̻͚̰̅̃́̀́ŗ̶̡̜̤͉̠͍͎̞̦͔̹̬̠̭̟͉̫̝̩̘̝̫̘̃̓̒̊́͐̊̃͊́̆̒̾̓͘̕͘͠ ̸̡̻̳̦͇͙͚͈̭͔͎̻͉͈̩̙̏̄͊͐͑͂̒̈́̒͑̂̆͂̊͂̉͂́̎̉̃̐̈́̂̆͛͑͗̕͝ͅf̵̧̢̧̧̨̲̟̰͎̣̯̯̣̦̯͓̹̤̹̲͍̙͚̣̭̲̠̮̋͜ẽ̸͈͓̭̯̼͎̘͎̀̀̎̓̔̊̽́͆̕̚͝l̸̢̢̨̥̖̥͈̞̯̞̳̼̦̬̝͇̬̺̬̘͔͍͎̅̓͋̈́̃̈́̍̔̏̓̇͋̎̈̃̏̋̍̓̍͂͗̐̔́͂̂͊̅͝͝l̴̹̜̲͕̥̝̥̙̩͉̱͙̞̾̓͐́̏͂̾̀̋͐͋͒ơ̷̛̙͇̫̪̱̭͍̈́̇͗͗̐̃͊̔͌̈́͆̓̈́̄̓̂̆̋̾͊̆̂̇̈́͊̌̚͘͠w̸̛̲̱͗͐̊͌͊́͗̈́͗̌̀̎̿̔͆̇́̈́̏̂̈̃̑̀͛̎̀̽͘͝ ̸̧̡̛̼͙̪͚̦̳̯̺̤̰̱̲̲̥̥̪̥͇͎̬̪̠̰̙̦͚̺̠̎̈́̏̌͌͛̔̇͂̃͋͊͆͊͛̓̎̍b̵̻͙̯̿̓̓̽́̐͑̎ŗ̷̖̼̞̳̈͌̌̆̌̎̔̀́̓̏̂̅́̐͑̓̕̚ę̵̢̰̭̭̯͉̖̲̻̻̗̩̠͚̲̣̬̮̱͉̝̪̙̯̞̳͖͚̋̆̈́̈́̄͑́̈́̾́̋͋͒̔͝t̴̹̘̩͎̟͙͎͓̺̔͋̽̔̎̈́̃̏́̐̇͊͌͂̆̿̾̓͊̈̇͒̕̚͜͝͠͝ͅḧ̸̡̛̫̼͈͙̳̫̫͓̾͑̋̾͆̕r̴̨̢̧̛̛̛̙̦͕̮͕͕̻͕̹̼̺͓̖̥͓̖͓̾͆̈́̅̌̅̀͊̉̾̒̃̂̔͑̆̂̓͆̇̅͐́̎͋̈́͘͝ͅͅe̶̼̥̬̳͉̖̝͈̳̻͉͚͙͖̙͚̦͕͈̹͙̦̬̍͛̈́n̶̹̞͕̖̗̠͔͖̳̔̓̓̀͑̋̎̿̾ͅ,̶̡̧̦̫̰̗̩͉̗̺̟̯̪͕̤͕̱̱̮̦͕̫͉̤͐̇̓̓̈́͊̌̚͝ͅͅ ̶̢̟͔͙͍̫̹͕͔̰͒̑̌͛̎̆̄̚͜͝
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R stands for really fast 11 comments
Lockdown effect 4 comments
How my dad asks how I'm doing 3 comments
Did you guys miss me? 2 comments
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