PurplePumpkin

purplepumpkin


I'm almost always on the internet, and when I'm not I'm either reading, writing or serving my furry master (the one pictured, I'm not THAT weird).

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He missed you 6 comments
purplepumpkin · 5 years ago
I have to upvote for this epiphany face. So much joy!
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Not mine but its funny tho 6 comments
purplepumpkin · 5 years ago
Hehe my dad took pictures of me and my sisters like this as babies, and then of my nieces as well, it has become a sort of tradition, and I can't wait to do the same!
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We all the same 8 comments
purplepumpkin · 5 years ago
And according to their creator.
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purplepumpkin · 5 years ago
That is so sweet and cute! The teacher is awesome for actually going through with that project.
Me and my sister also do 'time capsules' like this after having big delirious conversations (usually at night when we're both heavily sleep-deprived) we sometimes write down the highlights and put them in this box we'll open on May 15 2021 (aka 10 years after the 1st letters) to have a good laugh. When we're not together she's keeping the box and I'm keeping the key just to be sure we don't timetravel without each other.
Right now I only remember one about all the things we could do with the carcass of a giant horse, which included living in it. So, far less cute than your brother's story.
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Fact: French is a language 4 comments
purplepumpkin · 5 years ago
As a French, I'm really confused by the distinction between European and foreigners here. No offense guys, but unless you're French you're all foreigners.
(and anyways the song says "Gay or European" so I guess we're kinda all on the same rainbow boat here)
It's only been 62 years since Rosa Parks stood up for what is right 3 comments
purplepumpkin · 5 years ago
"stood up". I see what you did there.
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I finally did it 19 comments
purplepumpkin · 5 years ago
Congrats, it must have been hard work and you seem much more confident now. I'm happy for you!
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No homo 10 comments
purplepumpkin · 5 years ago
Is that what lightning is all about, Zeus coming at the same time as the guy?
3edgy5me 1 comments
purplepumpkin · 5 years ago
Your title grinds my gears. Well done I guess.
title 5 comments
purplepumpkin · 5 years ago
That's what Christmas is about : the sound of forgiveness.
You'd think I'd learn 2 comments
purplepumpkin · 5 years ago
You'd better hurry, cos it's 11/29 today.
When buses get creative 6 comments
purplepumpkin · 5 years ago
I don't see it as assholish, they're not making fun of suicide or promoting it, and there is even a slight possibility they could be at the right moment in the right place.
Fun facts 12 comments
purplepumpkin · 5 years ago
Yeah but what they mean is our hours are longer than men hours, we have more minutes in them. Because of our longer hours, we only need to work 5 hours where a man has to work 10h.
...Well... I tried.
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The biggest croc ever found, at 8.6m (28ft). Shot by a hunter in Queensland, Australia in 3 comments
purplepumpkin · 5 years ago
I expected a pic of a giant shoe... This is a relief, and quite impressive too.
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Secrets all men should know 12 comments
purplepumpkin · 5 years ago
bold of you to assume I'm human.
Such a horrendous crime 11 comments
purplepumpkin · 5 years ago
Honestly I like the backstory, it's cute as shit.
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Toe beans 6 comments
purplepumpkin · 5 years ago
ow god I can't handle that cuteness! *squish intensifies*
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I feel like Wikipedia always has the best info, with sources as well 12 comments
purplepumpkin · 5 years ago
We've brought that matter to the director of our formation, and he said that the situation has indeed clearly evolved in the past few years, and for "niche" pages Wikipedia is in fact reliable, it's just suffering from its past reputation which is why we should do what flyingoctopus said.
Which is a valid point for about every non-academic source : check the references. Even books can say the dumbest shit, seriously. Fact-checking is never optional.
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Such a horrendous crime 11 comments
purplepumpkin · 5 years ago
*his. That's a boy.
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Minimum wage 26 comments
purplepumpkin · 5 years ago
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Your mom is a mmorpg 1 comments
purplepumpkin · 5 years ago
upvoted for that dog's face.
And the joke too but god that face!
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Insistin on a fistin 5 comments
purplepumpkin · 5 years ago
I can't fly but I would take on that offer!
Saved me $250 4 comments
purplepumpkin · 5 years ago
In my country you don't have textbooks in college (unless you're taking medicine or law, something like that) and I'm counting my blessings.
It must be hard being so stupid 2 comments
purplepumpkin · 5 years ago
I overheard a conversation between middle schoolers the other day, one of them used that line of defense for not playing fortnite, and in both cases I think it means "I don't have the balls to tell you to fuck off with your game I don't wanna play, so I hope you'll get the hint".
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