Arbeit macht frei.

I mean their mommas probably told them lying was wrong.

This is not the first time I hear someone say that shit tastes like purple and I love how accurate this is. I still like it anyways but damn.

I'd sell all of my stuff to help them but in the mean time I'll stab them with a fork if they touch my food.

That's a sill I'd like to have! Not for theft, just because that's so awesome, between Lara Croft and a ninja!

A banana, seriously?

Just because it's Valentine's day, it doesn't mean you can post your kinks!
I can hear the disk being sorry it's been naughty...

Except I smiled at this.

I would fit right in!
And btw "Weirdgardium Flexiosa"... that was god tier.

The teacher we had yesterday?

Well if you want to be REALLY traditional you can celebrate the pagan fest that was later fusioned with vague Saint stories to become Valentine's Day. So in short, go pet or fight a bear. However, do NOT go as far as merging the two once again and starting a romantic relationship with your bear. (if some of you remember the comment section on that post about dodging a bear attack, do not do what someone suggested about step 2. aka giving your bear a blow job).

Young cowboy taming a wild chair, 1814 (not colorized)

The Winchesters are on that time-distorsion case huh?

My face and personality are pretty efficient too, no need to rely on anything else.

I showed this to my colorblind friend and his immediate answer was "Red! Well, I suppose. Stalin."

"wow thx mom no shit I thought it was an airplane"

The best are the friends you roast 23h a day and exchange unconditional love with the remaining time. I'm missing these bitches^^

Pretty sure the Nazis did that and no one was happy.

How can you be so beautiful in every goddamn picture? With that wind I would look like a whale coughing on my own hair, but here you are looking like a model!