purplepumpkin
I'm almost always on the internet, and when I'm not I'm either reading, writing or serving my furry master (the one pictured, I'm not THAT weird).
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But words can’t break my heart 1 comments
purplepumpkin
· 5 years ago
Way more realistic than the "normal" option by the way... Words can create a deep mental trauma, at least kinky is good.
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"Oh hey there, uhhh, whatcha reading?" 1 comments
purplepumpkin
· 5 years ago
Honestly people who think video games make us violent have no clue about the pure, raw murder pulsion that goes through me every time someone does that. How dare you enter suddendly in a particular universe and destroy its fragile balance and magic just because you think you can compete with that feeling of completeness and pure bliss? "You're so sad and lonely with your book, come with us", no pal I was happy and quiet and in perfect mental balance, you took me out of that state and you're the one I saw upon coming back to earth, now I'm being polite but if you do that again I'll rip your throat out.
...Which is why I tend not to read a lot in public.
(That and the other day a lady thought it was "so wonderful" that I was reading in the bus and snapped a pic of me... It's a hobby, not an exploit. If you find it so cool, read and leave us alone.)
Sorry for the rant, an overreacting bookworm.
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...Which is why I tend not to read a lot in public.
(That and the other day a lady thought it was "so wonderful" that I was reading in the bus and snapped a pic of me... It's a hobby, not an exploit. If you find it so cool, read and leave us alone.)
Sorry for the rant, an overreacting bookworm.
Put down your movie names! 15 comments
You can never forget a face 13 comments
purplepumpkin
· 5 years ago
It's like guest. I know who they are (unless I'm not supposed to in the context of the dream), but I don't know how, they don't have faces and up until today I just assumed that was the case for everyone.
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Spanish or vanish 2 comments
Grey high-pitched spicy Crab 22 comments
Does anyone anywhere else like to put stones in cages or is this a German thing only? 13 comments
purplepumpkin
· 5 years ago
Also in France.
Now, I used to study geology and I can GUARANTEE they serve a much more important purpose... I can't tell much, but let me just point out that no one has been attacked by rocks in areas where this has been implemented.
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Now, I used to study geology and I can GUARANTEE they serve a much more important purpose... I can't tell much, but let me just point out that no one has been attacked by rocks in areas where this has been implemented.
You can never forget a face 13 comments
I’m guilty 55 comments
purplepumpkin
· 5 years ago
Both my mom AND DAD have Marie as middle name. Luckily they didn't pass on the curse, I'm free of any middle name. But I don't know any other white person who has these as m.n.
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Why is this actually fs (sry for watermark) 10 comments
Clowning around 3 comments
purplepumpkin
· 5 years ago
"That's not what you think, it's much worse" is probably gonna be my last sentence.
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Descriptive previous public Pelican 1 comments
This dog format is actually pretty fun 3 comments
purplepumpkin
· 5 years ago
I mean we're angry. But we're angry at people who we know (or suppose, or hope) won't hurt us too badly, so the government (because they're cowards like the rest of us) and not Japanese kamikazes for instance. (Unless directly menaced, then some of us will work with the oppressor, some of us will resist - many of us will die).
("we" is here as a group, I'm hardly ever angry myself)
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("we" is here as a group, I'm hardly ever angry myself)
This shit. 21 comments
Ba. Ha ha da he ba da. Ga. 5 comments
purplepumpkin
· 5 years ago
Oh I was thinking of a whole different type of balls for a second there.
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Bill Watterson is my hero 1 comments
purplepumpkin
· 5 years ago
Plot twist : it won't, but you'll stop frantically looking for sense and admit that's the whole point.
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Anon picks a fight 3 comments
purplepumpkin
· 5 years ago
The only moves I know is forking the eyes and punching/kicking/elbowing/kneeing the crotch... might be more efficient, but won't help people think you're not a giant coward and a bitch of massive proportions. If you're being harassed it can help though.
Looks seedless, must've been wearing a rubber 7 comments
purplepumpkin
· 5 years ago
I genuinely thought that was innocent until I read the comment... I'm loosing shreds of innocence I didn't even know I had left.
EDIT : And it took me a fucking day to get the title. Great innuendo and great pun by the way!
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EDIT : And it took me a fucking day to get the title. Great innuendo and great pun by the way!
Munch munch 10 comments
purplepumpkin
· 5 years ago
Some people are so talented I'm left wondering wether these are a photoshop manipulation or some high-quality texture rendering by some sort of bakery wizard. (almost typed lizard^^)
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This dog format is actually pretty fun 3 comments
