purplepumpkin
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Can someone explain how Disney kept Ariel white with red hair several decades later for 2 comments
purplepumpkin
· 4 years ago
Sorry lil bot, I absolutely cannot explain, for I don't understand your question.
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Nance not giving much to randy these days 10 comments
purplepumpkin
· 4 years ago
When your husband needs an excuse when you "deny" him sex, it's time to have a strong talk.
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an*sd 3 comments
purplepumpkin
· 4 years ago
If you're multilingual, you'll also be pleased to visit the French town of Montcuq, which translates to "My ass".
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The more you know 6 comments
Close call 2 comments
purplepumpkin
· 4 years ago
I've always been lowkey thinking about shit like this everytime I use an elevator. At least I know it doesn't automatically mean death.
Be nice. 33 comments
purplepumpkin
· 4 years ago
I don't know where the fuck you live, but I can assure you the norms here revolve around respecting other indivuals and the environment we live in. I'm not menacing society as we know it with a few extra kgs.
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Be nice. 33 comments
purplepumpkin
· 4 years ago
If I'm comfy in my clothes, it means I made the right decision and therefore it isn't stupid. Ugly, maybe, but not stupid.
Who is going to be ? 43 comments
Eugene was the ultimate procrastinator 8 comments
purplepumpkin
· 4 years ago
I know it from a French channel called Epic Teahcing of the History, but it's very probable as it's easily marketable for youtube.
Eugene was the ultimate procrastinator 8 comments
purplepumpkin
· 4 years ago
That reminds me of that story of a really noob robber who died in his first rob attempt, and was then _if I recall correctly_ used as an example in a science museum, then "lost" and then used as a prop in some sort of ride (hence a lot of urban legends). He was buried more than 100 years after his death.
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Sounds about right 3 comments
purplepumpkin
· 4 years ago
It's one of those cases where the darkest jokes don't even approach the truth.
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Time to learn German! 11 comments
purplepumpkin
· 4 years ago
@charror Well yes but actually NO.
If you want to take a look at the Japanese version, I think I got it right :
nanajuunanagonanasennanahyakunanajuunana.
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If you want to take a look at the Japanese version, I think I got it right :
nanajuunanagonanasennanahyakunanajuunana.
Imagine being paid for shitposting 7 comments
purplepumpkin
· 4 years ago
I'm ok on the concept, but satire is usually funny, here it's really half-assed. But yeah the rest is true.
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No Caption (Make one up) 2 comments
Absolute savage 2 comments
That’s yummy 1 comments
purplepumpkin
· 4 years ago
Having recently learnt the word "Standgebläse", I'm really happy to be reminded of it by this image.
It's gender neutral after all 45 comments
purplepumpkin
· 4 years ago
Honestly you'll always find dimwits who seemingly live to pick fights for whatever reason. Just live your life and treat people in a way you find nice (in the way you'd genuinely like to be treated in their place). If 90% of people you interact with think you're nice and respectful and 10% are furies, you're probably decent. If it's a 50-50, try adjustments, and so on.
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Theiyr're so stupid 10 comments
purplepumpkin
· 4 years ago
So we can feel smarter and gain more confidence. It's all a selfless sacrifice on their part really.
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So advanced, much wow *edge* 3 comments
purplepumpkin
· 4 years ago
Really glad someone added unnecessary bullshit to an otherwise fine cartoon.
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Be nice. 33 comments
purplepumpkin
· 4 years ago
I've gotten fatter in the past months and old people giggled at my stomach because I was wearing a crop top, as I essentially had to choose between this and a heart attack. Honestly my skin was maybe too stretched, but theirs isn't enough so who cares, wear what you want even if people make fun of you.
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