purplepumpkin
I'm almost always on the internet, and when I'm not I'm either reading, writing or serving my furry master (the one pictured, I'm not THAT weird).
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Cheese is something you eat 12 comments
purplepumpkin
· 4 years ago
Exhaustion and inappropriate humor. Dunno what color it would be though.
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Bonjour 4 comments
purplepumpkin
· 4 years ago
Do you sometimes get hit by the realization that you'll never be as cute as this cat?
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You would probably want to be aborted 2 comments
purplepumpkin
· 4 years ago
My sister wanted to call his child Tancrède or Warrick if it was a boy... Luckiy it turned out to be a girl.
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Found this on FS...Why dost we use this in fidget spinners? 13 comments
purplepumpkin
· 4 years ago
You can make medical appointments, text a lot... It wouldn't replace a regular battery (for longer phonecas), but it'd be a nice way to drastically reduce the use of said battery.
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How many Dr is here 3 comments
purplepumpkin
· 4 years ago
"My husband swallowed a condom by mistake so I followed a dog's advice and gave him a baby."
(plot twist : he ate the baby too. He's Chronos.)
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(plot twist : he ate the baby too. He's Chronos.)
This is one f**ked up planet 10 comments
Might not be nice to be sitting around with a dead body 16 comments
purplepumpkin
· 4 years ago
I guess it was an urban legend that the company threw a blanket over them and gave them a newspaper as to not frighten the other passengers and keep on flying calmly.
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Overthinker fact! 7 comments
*** the pot 8 comments
William's self portraits gets more disturbing for each passing year 6 comments
purplepumpkin
· 4 years ago
Uh... apparently I'm as okay as the 11 eleven persons who upvoted me, way more okay than @nicengelman and less okay than you. That's all I can tell.
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The Madonna Sistina by Rafael Santi 1 comments
purplepumpkin
· 4 years ago
"This sky looks bland... Mmh, yeah, it needs judgemental baby heads. Perfect"
Not dark enough 2 comments
purplepumpkin
· 4 years ago
I thought the cute bunny was gonna ask for his virginity to be taken. I'm pleased I was wrong.
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French jokes 2 comments
Showers 5 comments
purplepumpkin
· 4 years ago
I just now realize how dirty this sounds but it was not my initial intention. Sorry for the mental images.
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Here's a painting of a pretty picture I saw, by Nicengelman, I got no memes 21 comments
purplepumpkin
· 4 years ago
I really love your art. Your skills are on point and there's always a delicate poetry coming out of the pictures. May I ask how long you've been practicing?
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Actually true, every time 2 comments
purplepumpkin
· 4 years ago
The frustration is there. These images are perfect because the result is awfully off but everything's roughly at the same place, which is why it's so hard to make the outcome better in these situations. (however here we have pictures, it's simpler to pinpoint where it went wrong).
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