PurplePumpkin

purplepumpkin


I'm almost always on the internet, and when I'm not I'm either reading, writing or serving my furry master (the one pictured, I'm not THAT weird).

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I wanted to share this super cool drawing I found in a trash bin 14 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 years ago
Oh neat! The format is perfect for this.
I wanted to share this super cool drawing I found in a trash bin 14 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 years ago
Yes I'm so glad too! Every person I showed it too reacted the same way, even my mom! The less positive reaction it got was someone who told me the art style was too dark and gory but she appreciated the technicity and the effort the artist had put in it.
I think I'm going to put a little message next to the trashbin it was in and see if I can find the artist (i could use social network but I like old school methods) to tell him how awesome a lot of people found his art..
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Mental illness is pretty 16 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 years ago
That's true and that's why it's so frightening to feel this way. It lasted for 3 months for me, I couldn't feel anything (including even hunger or cold), and I just had these "woke" moments where I thought I wasn't human anymore and was becoming a psychopathic monster. I'm so glad I slipped out of this state.
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I thought I'm the only one doing this 4 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 years ago
The first pack of chips in a row tends to have more broken chips in it, in my experience, so I always ttok the second one.
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I simple man 10 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 years ago
I'm not sure you really want to know us...
But you're right. We should do things properly. When are you free to eat crêpes in France?
I wanted to share this super cool drawing I found in a trash bin 14 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 years ago
That's probably nice but I didn't get that reference :/
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What I listened to on the school bus 10 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 years ago
Haha I checked quickly and some people on ebay sell working Walkmans... She's gonna stay out of fame for a little bit longer!
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I'm doing all of these and I'm not even noticing it 6 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 years ago
We're watching you now.
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I wanted to share this super cool drawing I found in a trash bin 14 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 years ago
Sorry for the blurriness! I fell in love with it and hung it on my wall.
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Ni ce 8 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 years ago
Ah sorry! I thought all English speaking countries did mm/dd/yy. =o.o=
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What I listened to on the school bus 10 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 years ago
My sister still uses hers. It's 2019, it's a miracle it's still working.
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On a post by an anti-vax mom who was upset her son was barred from school 1 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 years ago
ok "ankle, three feet lower than a cunt" is a devastating burn.
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Pomegranate honey looks very festive 5 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 years ago
This is cryptic and a bit random but damn I like that ref!!
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RIP mah baguette 1 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 years ago
This guy also threw nuggets of wisdom. I'll never forget his words : "use toilets when you can, you don't know where the next ones will be"
Just sayin' 4 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 years ago
I'm a little piece of shit, they're a huge pile of baked diarrhea.
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Ni ce 8 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 years ago
This post made me realize that in English way of writing the date, Hitler's birth was "nice". Sticking to 20/4 forever.
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I simple man 10 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 years ago
It seems very cliché but we do that with cake with my (female) friends.
Pretty accurate 4 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 years ago
The implication that you need more skils to be a scientist than an author or a musician shows quite clearly that a sad scientist made this.
I've published a few scientific articles which made me a little bit known in the very closed world of fossil ultraplancton enthusiasts but my manuscript has yet to find its place in a publisher's heart and music just seems out of this world to me.
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I'm going to do my masters in Italy and I'm legit concerned if this is true. 7 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 years ago
I'm in this picture and... I kinda like the implication that I can do sick jump tricks.
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Happens to the girls 6 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 years ago
A guy in my class a few years back told me that when he was born, his penis was inwards and his testicles hadn't fully descended yet so he was called Océane before one of the doctors noticed "something" and surgery was performed to put his testices back in place from his belly. He showed me the scar :D ...and I may have called him Océane for a while after that.
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I wonder what the other genders taste like 4 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 years ago
Hey thank you! I was shit-commenting but htis repy feels weirdly empowering!
I'm afraid I might discover a 4th stage any day now. 2 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 years ago
My 4th stage is being back to the 2nd one after realizing nothing's perfect (except my cat) but there's cuteness and things to wonder about everywhere.
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Got him 5 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 years ago
"I AM THE DARKNESS"
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Quite rare indeed 7 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 years ago
Time machine. I seek answers and knowledge, I want to see the explosion of the culinary industry during the XIXth century, see live trilobites, listen to the language of prehistorical men, plus I can go in the past and bury future archeological treasures, then "discover" them, or in the future see how stock options go and make good investments in present times. And regarding the soulmate... I have a cat and a family I deeply love, so I don't *need* to have a s.o. and if I'm meant to get one I'll see it in my future anyways.
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