PurplePumpkin

purplepumpkin


I'm almost always on the internet, and when I'm not I'm either reading, writing or serving my furry master (the one pictured, I'm not THAT weird).

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Potential meme material. Use it wisely 4 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 years ago
Me going to sleep like "it's ok I've covered most of the material" vs Me waking up and realizing I have forgotten 12 chapters and am in fact screwed.
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Mmmm 12 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 years ago
Well yeah but there's a huge difference between let's say a piece of candy containing powdered cochanile (I hope I'm spelling this right) and hundred insects crawling in your mouth when you bite a candy bar.
Biggest ooof 16 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 years ago
Are you telling me that something labelled "Death" can make you dead? I'm shook.
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Don't be that guy 12 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 years ago
Come on they're in their bubble, enjoying life, it's like the "mlem" of a cat. C U T E
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Give me your best 78 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 years ago
Are you kidding me I'll act like a ghost all the friggin' time it's gonna be awesome! (have you seen the episode of Buffy titled Hush? Because if so, the Gentlemen are exactly what I have in mind)
Who needs intelligence anyways? 7 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 years ago
Well if she started by "We all say Hitler's actions as a Führer were unethical, but hear me out" it's reasonable to disagree without reading the rest.
Assumption Time 36 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 years ago
I assume we're reasonable people irl based on how debates go in the comment section.
Also I assume we're all kind (probably because no one likes to pass as an asshole so we're not showing about our less nice sides?).
Oh and I forgot I've always assumed @_guest has a weird relationship with sandwiches based on their posts.
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Assumption Time 36 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 years ago
I assume we found them.
Humiliating defeat! 2 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 years ago
Maybe it's time to take a good, long look at what you want to do with your life, who you want to become, because this sparkle of joy is fleeting while the crushing feeling of doom is permanent.
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@tnoz 11 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 years ago
Your comment nspired me to start an ostrich farm in hopes I could find my true love.
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You got me this confused! 7 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 years ago
Illustration of my drawing skills.
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Strong genetics 5 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 years ago
Gingers are underrated.
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Don't be that guy 12 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 years ago
People who do that are cute.
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Hol up 3 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 years ago
Not checking by myself so I'll take her word! Thanks!
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Give me your best 78 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 years ago
Falling and flying away right before hitting the ground is so extra, I'm glad I got this curse. (no one said I couldn't experience the side effect 1st and the power right after).
@creativedragonbaby I'm glad your suggestion came in second position because I don't live in a hurricane area and that would have been very frustrating. Luckily, my fate has been sealed by the first answer.
If these famous guys were women 4 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 years ago
n°3 and 4 are looking GOOD.
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Give me your best 78 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 years ago
Flying
Oh.. Oh well 7 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 years ago
I was sure he was going to use the whole smurf...
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17 year-old Juliane Koepcke was sucked out of an airplane in 1971 after it was struck by 5 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 years ago
It's worth noting that her father was a biologist who hat taught her a lot about the Amazonian forest, so she basically knew the right things to do to survive. Still, coming out of there alive requires luck and a strong mind.
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Hol up 3 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 years ago
Ok now I'm curious. I know twins' bodies might not be the same size, stuff like that, so I assume it's also true for their privates but is it really?
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It project manager 57 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 years ago
Both the professionnal and the little kid in me are excited about this. I'll post a pic here when the exhibit's ready! (aka not soon)
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Real questions to wake up with 4 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 years ago
Not gonna reveal the secret!
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Real questions to wake up with 4 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 years ago
we accidentally freed them too, sorry!
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Lettuce do the gender 3 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 years ago
As a girl, I'm so skilled at bleeding I do it every month. But God knows I need someone to teach me to pink!
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purplepumpkin · 4 years ago
Yes. It did hurt but if I had the choice, I'd meet them again.
I also feel the same about my cat, I fear the day she'll leave but no pain will be able to erase the happiness she brings me.
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