PurplePumpkin

purplepumpkin


I'm almost always on the internet, and when I'm not I'm either reading, writing or serving my furry master (the one pictured, I'm not THAT weird).

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Do you like Deathnote? Well I’m here to ruin your day! 33 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 years ago
If you use Windows, the screen capture tool allows you to reduce the size and weight of the images. Come on, curse us!
This makes me want to write fanfics again.
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#29 weekly science alert 5 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 years ago
The radio bursts are aliens telling us how to escape the virus.
So where does cheese come from? 4 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 years ago
Fun fact: This cow is laughing because she's making fun of the Germans.
(I'm not making this up)
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Do you like Deathnote? Well I’m here to ruin your day! 33 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 years ago
I've been hella disappointed by Death Note but this sparks a new interest.
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That cracked me up! 6 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 years ago
According to cyanide and happiness show God created two bears, skinned one of them to make a disguise and fucked the other bear to show them.
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The gate on an Irish farm 11 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 years ago
THANK YOU my collection of your butthole is now complete.
This is how it works right? 3 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 years ago
I mean my feet are not a sexual organ either but I still won't send a pic of them to some random guy.
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Wow yeah that makes sense to me. 10/10 3 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 years ago
Gotta give credit to Peta for creativity.
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He's right 1 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 years ago
Apparently it includes the following:
• Highly detailed 28.7 inch (73cm) resin statue of Bayek, a protector of Egypt whose personal story will lead to the creation of the Assassin’s Brotherhood; and his eagle, Senu - By Ubicollectibles.
• The Collector’s Certificate of Authenticity, numbered 1 to 999.
• An exclusive replica of Bayek’s eagle skull amulet in resin.
• Two exclusive Assassin’s Creed Origins Steelbooks.
• Four large lithographs signed by the Ubisoft Montreal studio artists.
Available on Day One:
• The Assassin’s Creed Origins Gold Edition: The base game, the Digital Deluxe Pack and the Season Pass, which will give players access to all upcoming major expansions and equipment sets.
• The game’s art book, featuring original designs and concept art created by the Ubisoft Montreal artists.
• The game’s official soundtrack.
• A printed version of the game’s hand-drawn world map.
• Two original art cards.
But you can get it for as low as 300$ on Rakuten, now that's cheap!
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Ladies, a man takes you to his apartment and said "unbutton me" .. Wyd ?? 11 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 years ago
I saw a way to make your own in a DIY/crafts/hack vid.
I remember 3 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 years ago
I don't speak a lick of Spanish and the picture does not help.
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The more you know 5 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 years ago
Well 2020 is so bad you don't have to worry, the chances of getting happy are very low.
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Wash your hands 2 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 years ago
I agree! And if people had been more considerate when it started to spread and had immediately started to wash their hands and stopped booking new travels except when necessary, it wouldn't have been that awful.
Also in a little town next to where my parents live 3500 persons have gathered to beat the world's record for the biggest Smurf assembly so...maybe don't do that.
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Waterbeds were ultra lit, circa 1985s 6 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 years ago
I've always wanted to try one of these.
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The gate on an Irish farm 11 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 years ago
I feel like I've seen your butthole quite a lot recently.
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Genetics am I right? 3 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 years ago
Nah I don't wanna have to change my wardrobe... And I hate sports.
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14yo white girls be like 8 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 years ago
I have been this 14yo white girl (these thoughts, this age, this gender and skin color) and yeah I guess it's factually bullshit but I had been dealing with heavy stuff and reading Baudelaire, Poe, Maupassant, Gautier, Goethe... Why is it only cool when an adult man says it?
Yeah I *know* I was never an angel or a witch but it's better than thinking I was garbage. Dreams and fairy tales are part of childhood, and teenagers aren't adults yet, so that makes sense.
And why do people feel like it's fine to pick on younglings considering suicide? If anything, I needed help back then.
Of course, some weren't that serious, but being a teen means having to adapt to a lot of things and feeling your emotions 10x more violently so we all did stupid things.
I'm not saying we should promote suicide but this post seems way too judgemental.
Thanks for coming to my rant. Feel free to disagree, I won't curse your lineage.
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Welp. 19 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 years ago
I can just imagine someone violently hooking that ear...
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The mighty white-browed tit 10 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 years ago
Username checks out, I appreciate that.
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Genetics am I right? 3 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 years ago
Yeah I'm far less muscular than my dad too! But that makes sense since he was in the Navy and I'm a girl who hates sports.
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If this isn't me right now 11 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 years ago
Don't forget to make a list!! I don't know why the TP situation makes me smile (probably my mind going "poop! whahaha") but better be safe.
+ I'm very anxious too at times and nothing is more appeasing than feeling prepared.
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I thought it was a joke in Friends. 8 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 years ago
Whaaaaat? I thought that was mean beyond words to group fat kids and call it a fat camp but that it was kind of a scout thingy.
If this isn't me right now 11 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 years ago
Yes, what you said is true.
Yesterday my elder sister was mocking my grandmother for being afraid (even though my poor grandma has always been a germaphobe and I'm actually impressed by how relatively calm she manages to be) yet today she cancelled her visit to my mom. Taking measures is the right thing to do.
I'm also going to buy some food because it's starting to be ugly here, they've closed schools and colleges, we don't know if our museum will remain open, but I don't drive so I have to get groceries on foot... I'mma destroy my feet tomorrow but as it is I have about 4 days worth of food home.
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If this isn't me right now 11 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 years ago
Also I don't think panic buyers are idiot, they're just, well, panicked. And that's pretty understandable.
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Well the there are still 11 more months 4 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 years ago
Are you identifying the poster or suggesting a fourth lady? Or both?
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