PurplePumpkin

purplepumpkin


I'm almost always on the internet, and when I'm not I'm either reading, writing or serving my furry master (the one pictured, I'm not THAT weird).

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Let's ask prince Eric 50 comments
purplepumpkin · 2 years ago
Not if I eat you faster than you regenerate.
*keeps slurping like a starved Italian presented with spaghetti*
But like am I wrong tho? Idk 73 comments
purplepumpkin · 2 years ago
1. A white person can become Asian through naturalization. And I agree that it would be wrong to require Asians be called natural Asians, but distinguishing Asians and "new Asians" would be a form of ostracisation, which the "woman - trans woman" terminology does. Either the ostracisation remains, or both are Asians, or both can get their little adjective.
2. Yes, I get you referred to MLK, and he wasn't the right guy.
3. If acorn then had no meaning, why would the pine tree declare it bears acorns?
Well said guys 3 comments
purplepumpkin · 2 years ago
No, no, you have a point!
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Accept this gif 2 comments
purplepumpkin · 2 years ago
"decapitates head" is an interesting concept, but my fave part of Mayan rituals is stab your dick for the Sun.
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What happened to it 4 comments
purplepumpkin · 2 years ago
Their molecule, sahaquine, reduces the viability and invasiveness of glioblastoma under controlled conditions, which is obviously great, and led them to conclude in 2018 that "evaluation of sahaquine in combination with other drugs merit further investigations in patient-derived organoids, and eventually in humans."
https://www.nature.com/articles/s41420-018-0103-0
In short, for now their discovery works in Petri dishes, it has yet to be tested on mice and obviously man, which under normal circumstances takes between 10 and 15 years (and sadly the very vast majority of treatments that look great in labs don't pass the mice trial). So we still have to wait about 7-12 years to hear more about it!
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Let's ask prince Eric 50 comments
purplepumpkin · 2 years ago
*whips out fork and kinfe and starts cutting up your arm*
Let's go!
...Oh, tiny arms sprouting from the wound! *sluuurrrrrp*
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Meet the chiton, a very metal mollusk 4 comments
purplepumpkin · 2 years ago
What we can see here are the plates on its back, made of aragonite (a type of calcium carbonate, main component of seashells with calcite), but this fat slug also has more than 1000 tiny teeth; the ones on its "tongue" are coated in magnetite (a metal, type of iron oxide) and the others contain santabarbarite (an iron-based mineral).
Those are the first living creatures we know of whose body contains metal -Terminator doesn't count. And we thought that at least "living creatures don't naturally grow metal" was a sure bet...
Knowing this can have direct implications, a research team has made a 3D printing ink from its crushed teeth and it prints very solid things, but it can also be very useful in medicine, to maximise solidity during a bone graft.
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One billion dollars 7 comments
purplepumpkin · 2 years ago
You know what, that actually makes more sense.
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Hmm yes sushiza 6 comments
purplepumpkin · 2 years ago
Hang in there buddy we're almost there!
Was this made with predictive text?? 36 comments
purplepumpkin · 2 years ago
It's quite fun to imagine someone advertising being a man, ngl, and congrats for getting someone else arrested for your own machismo!
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Isn't that awesome? 7 comments
purplepumpkin · 2 years ago
Oooh I'm interested!!
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Track me more 9 comments
purplepumpkin · 2 years ago
I am so sorry to hear this. I'm also generally speaking at a loss towards these theories because it doesn't rely on anything that can be proven or not. I get it's like living on two parallel planes, they're probably equally frustrated that we don't see what's obvious for them, which is a huge part of my fascination.
It's sad it's impacting your family bond. I can only hope that your son will get to meet them at least at some point.
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Was this made with predictive text?? 36 comments
purplepumpkin · 2 years ago
May I suggest a predictive text game?
Spanish _________ Nacho Vidal, who likes to advertise his ____________, has been arrested on _____________ during ___________.
I have: Spanish that I have been working on, Nacho Vidal, who likes to advertise his own coffee and a pale half girl, has been arrested on suspicion of the materiality of my friends during this period of a recent study I don't think I will remember.
@xvarnah, if that template fits, can you summon the predictive squad?
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Well said guys 3 comments
purplepumpkin · 2 years ago
Nice to see both have fungi.
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facts 2 comments
purplepumpkin · 2 years ago
A disheveled man arrived and said that in nearby towns, the temperature is reaching insanely high levels. You'd like to reassure him, but you're hit too. Snow keeps falling on your body.
The following week, a bird's beak makes a strange tapping sound against your body. The snow has hardened. Pompeii is now hidden underneath it for many centuries to come.
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Medieval art isn't always accurate 8 comments
purplepumpkin · 2 years ago
I saw two youtube channels that tackle how realistic/practical some historic movie tropes are, like can you swim wearing chainmail and carrying a sword, or fight wearing a long dress... They should def work on these movies.
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Daily dose of history, part 70 5 comments
purplepumpkin · 2 years ago
So much class in one pic and a great ambiance, I can see it move like an old movie and hear a little accordion music looking at it.
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One billion dollars 7 comments
purplepumpkin · 2 years ago
Is it me or does Bezos look like Stonks man?
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So instead of drinking a coke, I will now eat 6 donuts 9 comments
purplepumpkin · 2 years ago
What type of weak ass challenge is this?
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The best kind of flight attendant 9 comments
purplepumpkin · 2 years ago
I recently took a long distance bus and the driver kept cracking jokes, ending on a sweet "and I'll ask you to use the little trashbins because it's the driver who cleans the bus at the end of the day and the sooner it's done the sooner I can be in my wife's arms", this man was clearly the highlight of my day.
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I’m more of a waffle cone guy 10 comments
purplepumpkin · 2 years ago
That secret looks a lot like a lie but something tells me you might in fact be right, so I'm gonna need to test it out, for science.
Let's ask prince Eric 50 comments
purplepumpkin · 2 years ago
Let's do this!
*Armin Meiwes vibes intensify*
Track me more 9 comments
purplepumpkin · 2 years ago
My pal's parents say it's for permanent geoloalisation, but thought the same of masks so they got the vaccine anyway. I've also seen some argue that the vaccine inoculates you with methyl dioxide (unsure), simply to turn you into a 5G receptor.
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Entitled teenage girl 5 comments
purplepumpkin · 2 years ago
Wot
Sounds like a golden gaytime if she was a guy
But thanks for the info!
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Out of context - FS edition 26 comments
purplepumpkin · 2 years ago
Not sure why the tag, but I'm proud of our community.
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