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Femanon ran into her past 7 comments
roanoke · 3 years ago
Yeah, in truth he probably saved her some time.
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Common sense 100 11 comments
roanoke · 3 years ago
But... 23 kids... even if they are all different women... a few of them had to have turned up pregnant before the rest... how did you not realize it wasn’t working?!
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Congrats, babe 9 comments
roanoke · 3 years ago
It’s been a couple decades since I was in a bad car accident, and to this day I marvel at the sensation of being in and coming out of shock.
But also all the stuff I got done while in shock. Like make sure the car was in park and take the keys out of the ignition. I made a phone call and unbuckled. I took off my shoes (there was glass in them). Even though I did all this stuff, and I really clearly remember it and my thought process and how I felt, I still don’t have much awareness of anything that was happening outside of my car. I don’t remember seeing where the car that hit me landed, or who got out of that car. I remember A bystander approaching my window, but I don’t remember his car or anything. I remember being hauled away in an ambulance but not when it arrived.
Then later, I remember the sensation of the shock draining away. It felt like someone just pulled the plug and as it drained away, sensation was restored and the tunnel vision dissipated.
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Well, makes perfect sense to me! 6 comments
roanoke · 3 years ago
Haha! No, I don’t live alone. I’ve just always considered bathroom time sacred. And instilled that in my family as well.
Well, makes perfect sense to me! 6 comments
roanoke · 3 years ago
I dunno, it seems like you should be able to close the bathroom door and expect people to knock.
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Drives a man to Kermit suicide 4 comments
roanoke · 3 years ago
Now I want airheads.
Love me some Brian Fontana 22 comments
roanoke · 3 years ago
Also, just because most people infected with the disease don’t die, and because many people have mild to moderate symptoms, doesn’t mean that it isn’t particularly bad.
There are cases now where people have made full recovery and then suffered severe side effects. There are numerous cases where people are suffering lingering symptoms for months (and we don’t know if those will be permanent). People suffering organ failures... children suffering organ failures.
And most importantly, some of the people who are having only mild symptoms are suffering long term neurological effects. These are people who didn’t even realize they had the disease until they sought treatment for the neurological disfunction they were experiencing.
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Anon got farther than expected 6 comments
roanoke · 3 years ago
Wait, so did he have sex with the bf?
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Say hi to our pet! She's been growing like a champ. (Trigger warning: spider) 7 comments
roanoke · 3 years ago
We had a pet spider for a while one fall. But she lived outside on the porch. We felt really bad for it because it was missing a bunch of legs and it’s web was so pitiful. At first we tried to throw insects into the web but the web was so bad it couldn’t catch things. So my spouse caught a thing and held it up near the spider. It was amazing because the spider reached out with all of of her legs and took the insect from my spouse. The next night, when feeding the spider my spouse felt the brush of the spiders mouth. After that we decided we needed to use gloves!
We fed the spider every other night for a week or so, until she was able to build a web that could catch prey. It was around that time that the spider would shy away and not come close to take offerings anymore.
But it was neat to nurse it back to health. At first it had turned really dark was a little bit shriveled. But as we fed it, it started to Regain it’s bright color and fill out.
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Charcuterie ship at a Viking wedding 5 comments
roanoke · 3 years ago
Now I know what was missing from my wedding.
Game of Sagas - Entry 0 4 comments
roanoke · 3 years ago
The revision added a depth and rhythm to the opening that otherwise would have made the story sound cheap—and it was anything but cheap.
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I like my nicotine like I like my horoscope 5 comments
roanoke · 3 years ago
Good work. I hear that’s a daily struggle.
We all really had to poo really badly I guess 3 comments
roanoke · 3 years ago
That’s the standard arc. Covid or otherwise.
Cross contamination... Cross contamination everywhere 8 comments
roanoke · 3 years ago
I guess it is hard to believe that maybe, just maybe, the cashier that sees 200 people a day might, and I don’t want to overstep my bounds here, but might, just want to have some sort of barrier between self and the 200 hundred people who may or may not be acting with care to prevent illness.
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City folk will never understand 7 comments
roanoke · 3 years ago
I remember the first time I stayed the night in the country. The sound was deafening. The first was so loud. Now, it seems like the sound of peace. Now when I go to city, the sound is deafening—the cars and trucks, the emergency vehicles, the voices... the noise.
Somehow, the owls and the frogs and the bugs and cicadas all blend into the background of the forest’s sighs.
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I'll make a crowfunding 13 comments
roanoke · 3 years ago
See, you’re mostly there. Close enough, really. :)
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RIP 57 comments
roanoke · 3 years ago
I’m seldom accused of being a diplomat, so I’ll take what I can get. :)
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I'll make a crowfunding 13 comments
roanoke · 3 years ago
Wondered the same thing—does this mean those behaviors are currently unusual?!
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RIP 57 comments
roanoke · 3 years ago
@famousone if I only wanted to hear what I believed repeated back to me, I wouldn’t turn up for the debate. No, in fact, I seek out different opinions and ideas. I WANT you to change my mind when I am wrong. I WANT to hear other voices so I can make better decisions and be more understanding when faced with people who believe/think/are different from me.
I don’t think any one here wants you to shut up and/or go away. I don’t think anyone intends to make you feel like you’re under attack, personally.
I think you influence others and that makes your stance on important issues especially meaningful.
And that makes people feel the need to get through to you.
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Don't forget to wash your veggies before eating them 3 comments
roanoke · 3 years ago
This makes me uncomfortable.
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RIP 57 comments
roanoke · 3 years ago
I like your style @jasonmon
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RIP 57 comments
roanoke · 3 years ago
I’m not denying that people haven’t been beaten over this, but that is not a widespread issue. It really really isn’t. And I think most, maybe almost all people would agree, that actually beating people for not wearing a mask is not acceptable. And if being beaten is a byproduct of being arrested for breaking gov ordinance, than maybe these BLM folks are onto to something...
Are you suggesting that people shouldn’t be arrested for breaking the rules?
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RIP 57 comments
roanoke · 3 years ago
@famousone Just wondering, what are the stats on illness/infection caused by wearing a mask?