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She looks so proud 2 comments
roanoke · 3 years ago
We were sleeping in a hotel. About two AM my kid (10 years) sits straight up and exclaims, “wow! There’s so many!’” My spouse says, “so many what?” And he responds (calmly now), “boxes.” My spouse says, “yes, there’s more than you’d expect.” And my kid says as he’s laying back down to settle in, “yes, it’s like the Spanish Inquisition, no one expects the Spanish Inquisition.”
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Spiteful chilly Weasel 2 comments
roanoke · 3 years ago
The best pizza topping.
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Ew 6 comments
roanoke · 3 years ago
This gives me a lot of anxiety.
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King shit 10 comments
roanoke · 3 years ago
A true aspiration.
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Froggo Fun #394 - Gum Frog 4 comments
roanoke · 3 years ago
But he does look like gum!!
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Pizza. My unconventional but true love. 8 comments
roanoke · 3 years ago
That picture makes me feel squeamish.
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Coming out of Covid lockdown like 3 comments
roanoke · 3 years ago
It really is genius. I love where he gained all that weight as a plot device and it wasn’t really a big thing either. It was just sorta background.
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Woof Hoof Hoof 20 comments
roanoke · 3 years ago
“Bath towels”
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Stone Age adventurer'a pack for the role players. 3 comments
roanoke · 3 years ago
It has an 8gp value (though the user of this pack probably doesn’t use gold piece) And the hide tarp can be made into a shelter or a pack to carry the gear.
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Or maybe just take my word for it 3 comments
roanoke · 3 years ago
Never gonna let you down!
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According to my research- 10 comments
roanoke · 3 years ago
I think there already are.
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This is some real shit 3 comments
roanoke · 3 years ago
Probably someone with enough money to buy 100 properties has enough credit to get a $950 mortgage. At that point you’d have to actively try to have credit that bad. But also, lending is based on more than just credit.
Someone who isn’t approved for $950 mortgage may very well have perfectly good credit. An important factor is access to income. If $950 is more than a certain percentage of your income they won’t lend.
If your credit is mediocre, then your interest rate will be higher but not necessarily declined.
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That’s what they get 13 comments
roanoke · 3 years ago
I feel like this is in retaliation to those folks that go to restaurants and leave one of these (with scripture) instead of a tip. And if these parishioners are guilty of such, they deserve it.
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Poison? 3 comments
roanoke · 3 years ago 3
Wym 3 comments
roanoke · 3 years ago
Then What’s on first.
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Ambiguous livid complex Herring 5 comments
roanoke · 3 years ago
Apparently it is true. They say he very openly flaunted his promiscuity and openly supported polygamy. He had 4 wives. And ‘shocked’ US officials by expecting call girls.
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Yooooooo 2 comments
roanoke · 3 years ago
It’s just floating there with glove, isn’t it? Cool trick.
It adds extra flavour 1 comments
roanoke · 3 years ago
That is 100% a trick regularly employed when doing food photography. (Although usually it is to darken or solidify lines, not wholesale fabricate)
I’m sorry you’re beef. 3 comments
roanoke · 3 years ago
Does that mean you can’t order food?
No-fly scrawny intelligent Pony 6 comments
roanoke · 3 years ago
Right? Maybe if they need for your kids or something, but otherwise...
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The duality of wolf 9 comments
roanoke · 3 years ago
They make little heaters you can put down inside water basins for livestock. Some place like Tractor supply could help.
It never gets old, seeing the wild animals.
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Rustling dreams 2 comments
roanoke · 3 years ago
My kid sleeps in jeans almost every night.
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The way he lands this backflip 3 comments
roanoke · 3 years ago
I think it’s not a helmet, but a backwards baseball cap. Maybe it fell off when he tossed his head that last bit?
Girl is crocheting at a football game 1 comments
roanoke · 3 years ago
Can relate.