Roanoke

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My cis-pronoun is "he" but I'll accept "Your Majesty" 14 comments
roanoke · 3 years ago
The point of the piece (I believe) is to point out how absurd and hurtful these types of comments are. And there are a lot of people saying these sorts of things to people who may be transitioning.
So, I don’t believe this is really how people feel and think. It’s sorta Just pointing out how wrong this way of thinking is.
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This needs to be normalised 3 comments
roanoke · 3 years ago
I’m all for snuggling and it doesn’t have to be sexual. Snuggling is nice.
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You are loved. 2 comments
roanoke · 3 years ago
Thank you.
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Pure genius 5 comments
roanoke · 3 years ago
I’ll be it is really fun for the lawn maintenance team.
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Answer please 7 comments
roanoke · 3 years ago
I’ll bet it’s not comfortable!
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I found this little tree growing on a piece of moss, so I potted 5 comments
roanoke · 3 years ago
I think it’s moss growing on that moss. That little “tree” looks like club moss—often described as looking like little trees.
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It's my birthday today 52 comments
roanoke · 3 years ago
Happy birthday!
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Mushy neurological Guanaco 26 comments
roanoke · 3 years ago
I remember finding wild scallions. I was so excited. I found food. So I picked a bunch of scallions and put them in the fridge —so there was food in the fridge (scallions). Not so much a meal, I guess, but I was 7.
Now, when I was 18, living on my own, my struggle meal was bagels. Bagel sandwiches, dry toasted bagels, plain bagels-—every now and then (when my soon to be mother-in-law took pity on us and bought us cream cheese) bagels with cream cheese. You see, the local bagel shop donated their day old bagels to the local head start (where on of us worked) and we were allowed to have whatever breads the parents didn’t take (usually amounted to garbage bags full of bagels). We ate a lot of bagels.
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Don't worry so much about my sex life - you're never going to be apart of it anyway 41 comments
roanoke · 3 years ago
I can’t tell who is being serious and who is not.
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ÜwÜ 9 comments
roanoke · 3 years ago
Right because the only meaningful aspect of childbearing is the pain of birth. A person couldn’t possibly want to do it again for other reasons. Or ... prioritize those other reasons over the pain. ...
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I'd need to play DnD to draw any more comparisons. Comments? 10 comments
roanoke · 3 years ago
Can I join your Discord?
An invoice a friend sent me from his cousins workshop 2 comments
roanoke · 3 years ago
That’s a solid lesson in doing some minor troubleshooting before blaming someone else.
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White raccoon ? 6 comments
roanoke · 3 years ago
I always wonder if the animals feel insecure about them selves.
pockets 8 comments
roanoke · 3 years ago
So true. Stupid false pockets.
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pockets 8 comments
roanoke · 3 years ago
Was gonna say, to be fair, women’s clothes often don’t have pockets or have very tiny pockets.
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I'd need to play DnD to draw any more comparisons. Comments? 10 comments
roanoke · 3 years ago
Hmmmm. I do play and this doesn’t sound like the same game. Maybe I’m doing it wrong.
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Great system we have here 7 comments
roanoke · 3 years ago
It feels that way too!!
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It's all about how you look at it 3 comments
roanoke · 3 years ago
Yes! I remember our water company making an adjustment for us when that happened. Even set up a payment plan to help us manage the balance.
Turtles hide from the sun. They sinter in their shells if they stay in the heat for too 6 comments
roanoke · 3 years ago
Yes. Reminds me of alligator, but less fishy.
Honey, why is the interior of the truck all wet?? 3 comments
roanoke · 3 years ago
My god, why?!
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Weight loss circa 1977 3 comments
roanoke · 3 years ago
Technically, yes. ;)
negging 10 comments
roanoke · 3 years ago
Really the idea of most beautiful woman in the world is just exhausting. Maybe there’s some algorithm that can “objectively” determine this but that’s still meaningless since beauty is a subjective experience.
They are both pretty ladies ...
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Weight loss circa 1977 3 comments
roanoke · 3 years ago
Holy cow. That sounds like such an awful existence!!